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Ask her for a magic belt instead.

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Fabulous.

Wearing Gwen's tiara feels wrong on a gut level, but she is a rational creature and can overrule her gut when the situation calls for it. So, doing her best to ignore the squirming feeling that this is somehow a mistake, she equips the headband and allows the magic to worm its way into her mind…

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No, focus on that disgusting feeling again. You've been feeling it all day. That's not apprehension about the headband, or Gwen, or the case you're working. What you're feeling is nicotine withdrawal.

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MotherFUCKER—

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