"In your case--we kept score. Whoever made you come the most times. Orgasms over a minute long counted twice."

"...that's adorable. And strangely flattering."

He kisses her again. "I'm glad."

Mmmmkiss. "Who's winning?"

Kiss. "Fythkyre."

Giggle. "Oh, I'll bet he is."

Kiss. Snuggle.

Mmmmm so cozy.

"Not that there's a contest anymore."

"Yeah."

Snuggle. "This is better."

"It is!" Snuggle. Kiss. "You guys are so cute. If I'd known ahead of time that you were all going to find out I'm a person I would not have expected this much cuteness to ensue. It's good. I approve."

"What would you have expected?"

"...Probably a lot more straight-up denial. Maybe that's cynical of me."

"...The scary dream lady didn't give us a lot of choice."

"What did she do? She wasn't super clear about it."

"She shoved a mercifully abridged subjective summary of the past month and a half at us.'

"—of her past month and a half? Wow. Yeah, I guess that'd do it. Okay now I'm surprised more of you aren't curled up in a ball on the floor."

"I did say 'mercifully abridged'."

"Mm. Yeah." Snuggle. "I'm - glad she left out the nasty parts, then."

Fervently: "Trust me, so am I."

...yeah. Snuggles. Snuggles are good.

So much snuggle. "The rest of our society is--likely to be harder."

"No kidding. And I probably can't just go seduce them all."

"For one thing, not all of them are attracted to girls.''