Can I have the Fire domain? Fire and Artifice.

Artifice.

That's a fun word to say.

If you start referencing Martin we'll never get done here.

....?

Oh!

A Song of Fire and Ice.

Is that a Bard Masterpiece?

I'm level 7 and I just got another feat, maybe I'll take it.

You did not gain HIT DICE.

Eh, at least that makes leveling my character up faster.

Otolmens you gotta stop her from singing that. Otherwise the world will end.

Hey! Why are you agitating against the queen? I'll have you know she's an excellent judge of character and I'm sure her next plan will be beneficial to us all.

Wow, this really is a power fantasy for Queen Ileosa.

None of this is being properly conducted in accordance with THE RULES.

THE RULES are VERY EXPLICIT.

Otolmens' cleric levels have not been AUTHORISED by Otolmens and therefore cannot be acted upon.

This "Erogamer" empowerment entity has not been granted access through immigration.

That hairstyle is not in accordance with the narrative type and aesthetic style of Golarion as a setting and Pathfinder as a system to implement it in.

All of this must be retconned until it has returned to a state permissible under the Contract by which this world is Created.

There are rules, the first of which is: 

Have fun and don't worry too hard about it! This is a drafts thread, it doesn't have to be readable-to-others nor make any sense.

We can't turn back now when we've come so far.

Prestidigitation can change the colour of material objects, including hair.

wait

no

i mean

Otolmens, clearly there's only one way to counter-slash-contain this anomaly!

(It's a paladin.)

((Or possibly an inquisitor.))

(((Or both, gestalted!)))

(Regardless, they should definitely be in the same room as Ileosa.)

Wow! Otolmens is too distracted to stop Me, and everyone else doesn't exist in this branch of reality!

Finally finishes chewing a big enough hole into His cage for Him to escape through

Hey Ileosa, if you defect to Neutral Evil I'll give you a cleric level and You can join team* Rovagug. How's that sounds?

We're the better team because we're winning and we don't have any rules.

*only a "team" in the weakest possible sense of the word.

You know, having been imprisoned inside Golarion logically implies that there is some 'place' in which Rovagug 'is'.

Hey Rovagug
Hey Rovagug
Hey Rovagug

There is a SNACK on the other side if you follow this HYPERLINK.

It's such a shame, really. Cressida Kroft was trying to keep the meeting on track and everyone on topic, but she just didn't have any support and now the world is ending. If only someone could have seen this coming and been responsible enough to help her stop the world from being destroyed when she asked for it.

The world is looking pretty falling apart, 'tis true. And if Kroft had had her way, that wouldn't be the case.

NANDWICH.

This thread is all YOUR fault.

I WARNED YOU at the BEGINNING.

Gentolmens, you can't fight it here. This is the crack thread.

There is a SNACK on the other side if you follow this HYPERLINK.

Rovagug fails His Will save against the Memetic Kill Agent.

Fortunately, Rovagug has over 30,000 hearts. Even if You stop one of them, You're nowhere close to killing Him.

He will now eat the Memetic Kill Agent.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Let me put it like this, Otolmens. You're being played Rovagug, and you have been played.

Shadows are only on Golarion because of Rovagug. It was the attack aimed at his prison, that none of the gods foresaw, that was mysteriously far stronger than the pawns that set it in motion imagined, that broke the moon and allowed Zon Kuthon out of his vault. It was by his influence that shadows refrained from acting until now, allowing them to stick around until the time was right instead of being eliminated by the gods. And it certainly wasn't a coincidence that prophecy broke only on the planet that housed his prison, and that a mere hundred years later he lets them off their leash now that nobody can see it coming. If nothing stops him, the planet will be covered in some of the chaotic evil creatures most like him, and that's not good for anyone except him.