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Half the people who should be here aren't, and half the people who shouldn't be here nonetheless are. Overall there's something more than 30 people in attendance -
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Crown-of-Fangs
It matters if there are people in my city who think Cressida Kroft is hotter than me! Cressida Kroft!
beer & pretzels
You don't act half it.
I'm in my eighties. You're like a little kid to me; no, I don't think you're "hot."
beer & pretzels
Wait, is that true?
Can I attempt an untrained knowledge check against DC 10 to identify a humanoid (human)?
first-through-the-door
Kroft starts taking age penalties on her next birthday. -1 Strength, Con, Dex. If we have to rematch her it'll be before then, I bet.
exponential-wizard
My money's on, uh, graveknight. She's got that red armor - she's not wearing it right now, but, she's got it, and it's really distinctive armor. Oh, and graveknights can bind weaker undead to their service, so she could have a bunch of shadow minions, which is, like, thematic.
You know, it's kind of strange how many people in Korvosa's leadership are attractive women.
Wait till you read the Monster Manuals...
I don't think the Urgathoa cultist is gonna be one of the pretty ones; being sick makes you look worse and Urgathoa makes you sick all the time
Let's vote on who's the ugliest and start by bribing them!
If graveknights (whatever those are) can control shadows Cressida should definitely become one and make them leave - I'm sure such a devoted servant of the city would be more than glad to sacrifice her afterlife for the sake of the people!