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Half the people who should be here aren't, and half the people who shouldn't be here nonetheless are. Overall there's something more than 30 people in attendance -
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little-Cheliax
There's still food up there even as we're starving down here.
Since they can't eat flour and we can't* eat people, what if we agree to do a little trade? Then nobodies hungry.
*because we'd turn into ghouls
I don't think Korvosans are infinitely divisible
We just gotta reproduce faster than they kill us! Hey guy who was praying to Calistria, will she give us any miracles for that? Or Pharasma maybe, she likes both birth and death, right?
I'm looking at the sheet and it just has "-" for a strength score.
Does that mean they can't carry anything?
challenge-rating-three
Do you know a guy who does? Is there stuff you like eating besides people's strength?
My boss is dead now, and I think he was in charge of a bunch of shadows. You might be able to parlay with one of the Shadow Lords, but I'll be honest that none of the ones I met seemed like very reliable people.
I like a bunch of stuff other than eating people's strength! But I haven't had the chance to really figure myself out yet, since I've kind of jumped from one form of mental control to another.
I've been trying to find my little brother, I don't think he'll have taken the -4 racial penalty to INT as well as I did. The kid's like four years old. I hope he's alright.
Age of Lost Omens
I think we want Lamashtu for that, not Calistria. So we should dig down to the abyss to talk to her.
Age of Lost Omens
Weren't we supposed to be talking about rescuing the people on the surface? I vote we raise an army to go save them, and then to make sure it works without them all getting killed we mount them on fast flying creatures and then make sure they have plenty of class levels. Ranger sounds ideal.
now-listen-here-you-little-shit
I doubt Lamashtu living in the underdark was what turned the Mendevians into lizard people.
little-Cheliax
Do we have any evidence at all that there's still people on the surface?
I'm pretty sure it's just us, but we can ask a shadow to check if we want to.
drearily-disrated
Weren't we supposed to be talking about rescuing the people on the surface? I vote we raise an army to go save them, and then to make sure it works without them all getting killed we mount them on fast flying creatures and then make sure they have plenty of class levels. Ranger sounds ideal.
I expect this to be part of the solution.
little-Cheliax
Do we have any evidence at all that there's still people on the surface?
I'm pretty sure it's just us, but we can ask a shadow to check if we want to.
They still show up to scrying.
Hey Taupir, go check if there are people left on the surface for us!
(The scrying result could be an illusion to get us to go up there anyway, can't trust it.)
little-Cheliax
If there's people on the surface what am I hiding down here for?
Let me through the door I'm going home.
drearily-disrated
Is there a god of... holding this all together and keeping these people alive despite all of their best efforts? Cressida Kroft is praying to that god for strength.
Age of Lost Omens
Isn't this just a temporary problem anyway? You can use raise dead on shadow and it doesn't even take a diamond.