From the top it is!

...she manages to get all the way to 'certain Street', in sentence one, before tapping her first hyperlink. What is that. Why cobblestones. Will this clarify whose is 'our' reality.

The Street is a strange extra-universal structure that causes those who walk on it to be gradually transported from universe to universe in a sort of cosmically nomadic sight-seeing tour. It is a literal street made of literal cobblestones by some ancient power. It does not clarify whose reality is "ours". 

Delightful. Okay back to work.

His name, chosen after so many travels, is Orden Losthane, and his titles on the Hierarchy's many worlds are so countless it'd be a waste of time to list them all.

Man, does this guy, like, not have a hiring department. Is that something only Earth has invented. or rather he's just invented this stuff further evaluations on that axis can wait until the end.

From the Patrons, he's also among the kindest and most willing to compromise: it was his accommodating character

ah huh

…or as he'd call it, 'a New World Orden.'

lol. Okay clearly he's heard of some Earth enough to make an informed decision about the concept of delegating HR.

your leeway is limited and won't ever exceed the overall level of empowerment expected of a street-level character.

Update: some Earth with a much more rigorous definition of 'street level'.

As a corollary benefit, you also gain the ability to Practice - as this Bestowal is a side ability of an Authority - but without any preexisting powers.

...tap tap tap what is Practice and an Authority?

Practice is the magical property of a world called The Estates, where anyone who practices any mundane skill can get continuously better at it essentially forever, without hitting mundane practical limitations and levelling off as they do in most worlds. It also entails rewards of minor new magical abilities when you achieve noteworthy personal milestones or achievement in your development of your skills. An example given is that of a soldier who, in reminiscence of the time he pulled himself out of a pile of corpses on a battlefield and resumed fighting with his brothers in arms, gained the ability to, once per day, fully heal every injury he was suffering. An Authority is one of a set of thirteen legendary titles from that world, given to those whose skills and deeds were the greatest and most exceptional. Orden is the current holder of six of the authorities, and another six are held by members of the Alliance, mostly other Patrons. 

So like the good kind of Gamer power. 

Current holder of six, huh. And... six more... can she quickly find out who holds the thirteenth?

A guy working for an entity known as "The Hand". The wiki speculates that he may actually also be The Hand operating under a false identity to conceal the fact that he's devoured the guy's soul for power, but there isn't any actual evidence. 

That the Hand known and feared by the title "The Locust With Two Legs"? Okay, there's no reason to expect that to be relevant to her life any time soon... although. Does this wiki... have a talk page? Does it have arguments about whether the speculation is sufficiently cited? Does it have - a biography of living persons policy—?

The very same! The wiki was explicit that there was no hard evidence he did anything untoward, but you know. "The Locust With Two Legs".

The wiki does not have a talk page or editing policy anywhere exposed to her. 

Aw, shame. Okay, back to Work:tm:.

Hmm... the overall level of empowerment in the likes of analysis and detective work expected of Batman is "categorically enough, even if this makes no sense". Depending on how serialised it is, though. Well, that's an... almost certainly if she signs on at all so she can probably dig into that later? Survey, survey.

[ ] A Choice [-7 Coin] - "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

???

On Icarel, one may find Towers brimming with ineffable Light. You can Choose one of them, and their benediction shall impart one of several blessings on you.

oh no
the choices are nested

Beware, as once Chosen, no unearthly force short of an uttermost exertion from the Ordinator or an even higher entity may undo your Choice,

That sounds... good?

The benefits of your Choice are static and shall not develop on their own. However, their strength increases with your willpower and stamina at the moment of making the Choice, as it requires you to metaphorically scale the Tower in question; a task more abstract than it sounds. Described below are the baseline benefits, something a non-Exemplar civilian may expect; yours will be mildly better to start with than what is stated:

>shall not develop on their own
>increases with your willpower and stamina
>>at the moment of making the Choice
>yours will be mildly better to start with
...

She pokes at "Exemplar"?

"Exemplars" are people who have received a generic magical enhancement suite, making them on average better than regular humans in nearly every respect. What Ordination does. 

"I'm confused about the Choices of Icarel. This paragraph starts by firmly stating their benefits are static, but then later seems to imply that they can grow. Are these... also things that can only be developed by external means?"

"You cannot grow them once you've left the tower, barring exceptional circumstances and the ability to bypass the tower's security mechanisms. But there are many options you could choose which would result in you getting more or less benefit from your single visit - mostly more, really, so it's hard to provide a precise reference class for the magnitude of your gains - that's what the ambiguity in the later line is about." 

"Ah huh."

...

"Am I likely to have had past lives?"

"The vast majority of souls that exist have had thousands or more. Reincarnation is the default fate of dead souls in worlds where there is not a local afterlife." 

a calm MCU Hulk should be attainable if you possess tenfold human stamina,

See, surely you can't have heard of the MCU and not of HR departments. He doesn't need her to point that out. Secondly, tenfold. Yikes.

Grants you immense vocal range and control, a singer's voice sufficiently beautiful that on Earth you could make a living off of released albums or ASMR content on Youtube.

That's... nice..? Why would anyone pick that..?

benefit from mildly increased charisma, focused on inspiration. At higher attainment levels, expect a supernaturally enriched voice that enhances vocal magics and supernal charisma to match.

Well that's something.

"Are there many voice-based magics, um, available?"

"Yes. The Litanies are one of the strongest and most diverse magic systems known to me and they are described further in. Others also exist, but that's the gold standard." 

Okay, mark that as practical.

"Does the Tower of Night enable communication between different universes?"

"Easily. You should be able to manage that even without any enhancements beyond Ordination." 

Huh.

allows you to see what exists outside of what is. Grants a clarified sensorium, enhancing each of your five senses

Uh,

At higher attainment levels, your senses expand to esoteric levels.

ok there you go.

You receive a comprehensive boost of fortune in all endeavors, including boosting your odds of survival to a late age, and ensuring your death is a more palatable one: a common saying on Icarel states that Choosing Dusk ensures you'll die with a smile on your face. At higher attainment levels, you simply become more fortunate.

Tiffany can't really relate to someone who'd pick nice singing over comprehensive luck and a good death but right, normal people choose in a normal way in some world, that makes more sense of the ASMR comparison.

"What's the difference between the Tower of Dusk and their rarer 'boosted luck' one?"

"The Tower of The Blue Moon does certain forms of metamagic - waxing and waning of your strength and finesse. It is ... somewhat unreliable, you could even say glitchy, though, and only opens, as the name suggests, once in a blue moon - the next one won't be for more than a year and a half." 

"And the luck is - secondary? Does that mean it has less effect in that direction than Dusk?"

"The luck is about as strong for a similar level of achievement. If you can look past the drawbacks, it would be a strictly superior tower to choose." 

"But a year and a half away."

This includes the Authority of Hallowed Lore, the ability to proliferate stories and make them real, forcing the universe into compliance with the story created. Through Hallowed Lore, a custom-fitted narrative of moderate puissance shall be created for you.

The effects of Hallowed Lore are varied. Choose one of two:

Hallowed Gift - A customized supernatural capability. It can be a magic system created specifically for you, a metaphysical benefit, or some other medium of empowerment.

Are all of these choices secretly fourteen choices in a fancy hat. This seems unfair, to her, personally.

Cope.

For instance, because 'you were summoned by Orden Losthane,' it'd be easy to initiate you into the System, and impart you with an isekai hero's cheat ability,

...tap on System?

A magic system which quantifies everything about you, presents this information to you, and then provides various mechanisms for rapid progression, much akin to certain video games. The Alliance has only indirect influence on the world where it is common; various past shenanigans have impaired diplomatic relationships with the local god-king-admin. 

So like the normal kind of Gamer power.

Which is to say one of the example options of one of the two options is another set of free-form powers.

Okay, step back, why is she finding that at all stressful? Well, she's... generally out of her depth and had an intention of shallowly surveying what was possible and using that to structure her decisions, and that is really not going to work. Seems right. Okay, finish reading this one and then properly rethink.

render you the rightful and beloved king of a nation on a world such as Pleroma or the Estates, ensure you'll find your way back home someday via a certain Street (something the Alliance is willing to accommodate, using you as a diplomat to contact new worlds), or even find you nothing less than a palatable form of true love.

The king bit feels weird. Is going home not default, or did they maybe recruit people who were already lost or something? Is... true love so rare you'd spend forty 'ordinal coins' on it?? Is being baffled by that a sign she's not alloromantic, or just normal??

Nothing comes to mind as what she might want a prophecy for. She pushes at it. She wants... to be sure she's made the right decision, is working to the right ends. That doesn't sound concrete enough and also not something you can ask the guy who will "automatically correct" any "errors, mistakes, or inefficiencies".

What does she want?

What does she need, if she were to sign on to this? She needs to be able to travel, under her own power, between universes. Probably physically, she suspects she wouldn't trust dreams.

"Tell me about the 'enhanced travel and superspeed' Tower?"