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"You tried to go ask a red about their life, do you remember that? You were one and went running up to one -"

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"I do remember that! I wasn't going to touch him I just wanted to know more about them -"

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"Poor red!"

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"I realize that now."

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"I wonder if you could find them now," says Shasali.

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"I suppose I could ask online. 'hey, did a one-year-old blue run at you and scare you very badly, seven years ago? Because, uh, sorry?"

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She laughs and pats his arm.

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"It's probably just as well I didn't get to talk to them I would probably have asked who they hired as housekeepers and gardeners if they couldn't hire clean castes for it."

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That gets a laugh from most of the table.

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"I wish I'd talked to people much sooner, though perhaps not when I was one. There was that blizzard -"

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"I remember that!"

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"What about it?" asks Shasali.

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"Some plumbers got stranded right near the capitol building, they obviously weren't going to make it and there wasn't anywhere to put them, I put down plastic in my office and hung around so no one would walk in, react badly to finding reds somewhere they shouldn't be - I could've quoted you all our statistics on the police brutality problem but having people sitting in your office who quite evidently believe that if they were to accidentally topple into the bookshelf you'd obviously have them murdered is something different."

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"Is it?" asks Shasali.

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"I mean, obviously it shouldn't have been. But - yes."

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"Somebody once asked me," says a real estate blue's great-granddaughter, "if I had a tail, or if it had to be removed as part of the decontamination process."

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"And I said no and she said but I've seen your natural hair color - I couldn't decide on a shade, I was using temporary, washing it out - and it'd pass for purple, do you mean to say you just look like a person -"

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"They'll - eventually -"

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"Maybe, but that one got fired," says the great-granddaughter with possibly too much relish. "I fired her."

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"Well, so would anyone else, really."

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"She seemed surprised!"

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"What're you developing the land into -"

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