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jing yi is deeply concerned about christianity
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"Because you fainted in the street."

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"Do you feed everyone who happens to faint in the street?"

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"So far I have a 100% strike rate."

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"I am... very confused about what's going on. You don't have any reason to lie to me about your intentions but I don't understand... why... you're doing the things you're doing..."

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"Am I not allowed to be virtuous?"

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"You worship demons!"

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"No?"

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"You call them gods but actually they're demons and you're going to be tortured for eternity in Hell unless you repent," Mariam says. 

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"Nothing is eternal."

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"That is a lie from the demons," Mariam explains. 

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And this is where he wishes he remembered more of the metaphysical things he was taught. "Do you have any evidence that things can be eternal?"

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"...I'm a woman, I didn't learn apologetics. The encounters I have with demon-worshipping pagans are supposed to be very different."

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Oh thank goodness, they're a matched set. "Were you expected more demon summoning? A bit of light arson?"

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"Well, typically the pagan falls in love with the woman's beauty and radiant purity, and then he tries to have sex with her, and she refuses. And then he tortures her or tries to throw her to the lions, but she remains pure and refuses him. She prays and a miracle happens, like spontaneous earthquakes or all her wounds healing or the lions being as gentle with her as doves, and in one case she suddenly grew a beard? And then sometimes her faith converts the pagan, and sometimes she escapes, and sometimes she dies and goes to Heaven."

Oh. Um. She was supposed to pray when she was kidnapped by a pagan. That was something she could do no matter how tired she was.

...But if she prayed then there might be a spontaneous earthquake and there would be no delicious food and no rape of any sort. 

This, Mariam knows, is called Demonic Temptation. 

O Lord, please send me a miracle to free me from the sinful plans of Jing Yi, Mariam prays, absolutely aware that God can tell she doesn't mean it. 

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He laughs. "Where would I even get lions?"

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"Most of the stories are told about a place thousands of li from here. The Emperor has been very tolerant of Christians in his country." 

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"And I think he's the only one that really has access to lions,  so I think you're safe on that front."

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"Mostly Chinese men just kidnap good Christian girls and send them to work in brothels."

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"Do you know anyone this has happened to?--That's not a joke, investigating kidnapping rings is part of my job."

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???!!??!??!?!

"You... care?"

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"Yes?"

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"China doesn't care about people who aren't Chinese."

That is a dumb thing to say to someone who could casually kill you and no one would care, even if he mostly seems to want to feed you buns. 

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"I care about the rule of law, and that Chang'an is a safe city to live."

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"I don't know anyone this happened to, this kind of thing is why women mostly aren't allowed to leave the house."

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"I'll keep an eye out anyway."

The carriage pulls to a stop. "And we're here."

The building is two stories, the ground floor containing a restaurant and first floor looking like rooms to stay in. There's a faint sound of music, and even the air smells sweet.

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