"If you'd happened to get a different demon there could be a million eggs in Hell right now." This is not strictly true because they'd have a goldmage jump once they noticed, but -

"Maybe you should make that more prominent in your documentation in case people with six years to live come by looking for solutions."

"Unfortunately calling attention to it might inspire people who otherwise wouldn't think about it."

"Six years?"

"Yeah? We're not immortal and I'm already four."

" - how long are your years?"

"Two hundred seventy-five days."

"And days -"

"Not that far off from the ones in the other world, I think."

"- most mortal species live a lot longer than that."

"Congratulations."

"Like how much longer?"

" - in my world Muggles live like eighty, ninety of your years, and wizards more than that. In Revelation where there's better health care everyone can live to a hundred twenty or so of your years."

"What's a wizard?"

"People who're magic. Most of us here are."

"I picked up magic in the other world, but I didn't get the one that does life extension."

"I didn't actually know there was a kind of Godspring mage that did that."

"Purple. The tradeoff's not very good and we can't do anything about the drawback."

"It might've given me time to find something. I like what I got though."

"What'd you get?"

"Black!"

"- that one's down in our charts as 'temporary incredible senses, use costs buildup of mental background noise' -"

"Yup!" Flap.

"Oh, and you can sing and forget the background noise? Clever."