"Vigilantism constrained to circumstances like those doesn't really bother me very much."

"Me neither but then someone else decides that stopping a demon from vlogging's just as important and -"

"And we have absurd magic powers and can listen when we think people are right and intervene when they think we are wrong."

"If it's true."

"Where in North Dakota?"

"Sixty-two miles northeast of Fargo."

"If Cam comes back tell him where I am, okay?"

"Yeah." Circle. 

Fairy. Eventually.

"Hi, I'm Timothy. We're near Seattle, I need a trip to Fargo and back."

"Cool, what's on offer?"

"Minor can make you something."

Minor is flopped on the bed.

"...chiplocked computer and a few spare blank ones."

"Sounds good."

Blank ones appear in the air vaguely near him. 

The fairy catches them and gives Timothy his ride.

Circled fairy is under a roof now. Timothy has just instructed the rain to ignore him. "Hi," he says. "Timothy, Minor who was by here earlier is my little brother."

"Uh, hi."

"He went to ask your summoner to send you home, your summoner said she didn't want to do that because you were a child rapist. Minor super doesn't want to do forensics on that, so maybe you can clear it up for me?"

"What? I'm stuck standing in a field waiting for an automatic harvester to hit me and that's what you wanna know? Man, if you don't want to do anything about it suit yourself."

"I will probably make arrangements for an automatic harvester to not hit you either way."

"Thanks a million." Snort.

"Hey," he says to the fairy who's his ride back to Seattle, "care to put the circle and the guy somewhere for me before we head back? Minor can get you something else for it."

"Where d'you want him?"