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"I wonder why Bells come in so many varieties when I think all the mes are straight and -"

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"And all the mes are gay and all the Theodores are bi and - we just match more, same with the faces -"

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"I dunno. I don't feel like we inherently had to vary a lot, if we'd all looked like me and all been bi I wouldn't have felt like we were missing some..."

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"And we do come as girls, supposedly - or the Elves do -"

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"I'm curious about those, if we wind up having to make an arbitrary choice between several Ardas to visit and one of them is a genderswap I vote we go there."

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"Works for me. I mean, we can go bug an arbitrary space Arda at any time -"

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"True. Any of 'em coming up on a good intervention point or should we just go barge in on one where you're princessing it up in a cozy Valinor?"

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"Lemme check -" he pulls it up on his computer. "Next one's in 1394, right now..."

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"Leaves some margin to sanify the Valar in, are there Valar free to do that?"

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"Think the exponentiating is going pretty well, so yeah."

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"Okay. Uh, I will put out a message in case anyone wants to tell us not to go do that for some reason." Message.

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No one can think of a very strong reason not to do that. Maitimos from similar Ardas think it would be hilarious if they declined to explain anything at all to their alt and made her try to figure it all out. 

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From how little information would they like her to have to do this, like, do they have to call the Maitimos all Jeff or what.

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They take bets on how much she can derive if the existence of other worlds is in fact not explained at all.

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...okay, but like, do they even go say hi, or just turn sane Valar loose for exponentiation and let her derive from there -?

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Unwitnessed trolling would be no fun so they should definitely go say hi.

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If they think she will also think this is hilarious the Bells have no objection.

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They are sure that she will. Not, obviously, if people die in the interim or something but given that they're keeping everywhere paused and given that genderswapping doesn't change peoples' personalities? Definitely.

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Then they can go for it. Cam forks their volunteer.

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Volunteer lets them through into a less shiny, lower-tech, still of course exceptionally pretty Arda. "Do you - need to meet anybody, or -"

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"We'd like an introduction to Princess Nelyafinwë, actually, if you can do that."

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" - yes, definitely, but it's most of a day's travel from here."

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"Oh, where are we?"

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"Just outside Tirion?"

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"That's most of a day's travel?"

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