Hey, uh, what's your face. Queen Eel Barbarossa, a word?

That one had to be intentional.

Everything I do is intentional. When I rip ass in the Uber, you better believe that I do it with intention. But that doesn't mean I could've held it in forever.

Queen Ileosa is too gobsmacked to pick up the phone right now, but if you leave a message after the tone she'll get back to you when she finishes rebooting.

That's disgusting! Shame on you, Altronus! Shame!

Even I can remember Ileosa's name. We must have heard it a billion times by now.

Shame is bad, actually.

See? Choryon can remember the names of key NPCs.

Eh, I wouldn't go that far.

Have you ever heard of Tycho Brahe?

From Penny Arcade??

Yes, Barry, Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade. Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade once held a fart in too long, and he exploded like a block of TNT.

Oh, the astronomer. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Can we please talk about literally anything else.

Granted.

i dropped a couch on my toe look how the toenail is peeling off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Get your foot off the table! I am EATING here, you lunatic!

Who's going to make me?

While they're doing whatever it is they're doing I'm going to... I don't know, go seduce an NPC.

Which NPC?

Oh my God! Are you alright?

No, I'm dying. For want of a nail, Altronus was lost.

Queen Ileosa.

Roll for it.