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Well someone should ask the Queen about that, then.
In Which Altronus Vies For Royal Notice, His Intimates Prove Readily Discomposed, & Choryon Is Bored Beyond Reason
beer & pretzels
That one had to be intentional.
my-numbers-are-bigger
Everything I do is intentional. When I rip ass in the Uber, you better believe that I do it with intention. But that doesn't mean I could've held it in forever.
Crown-of-Fangs
Queen Ileosa is too gobsmacked to pick up the phone right now, but if you leave a message after the tone she'll get back to you when she finishes rebooting.
first-through-the-door
Even I can remember Ileosa's name. We must have heard it a billion times by now.
beer & pretzels
See? Choryon can remember the names of key NPCs.
my-numbers-are-bigger
Yes, Barry, Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade. Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade once held a fart in too long, and he exploded like a block of TNT.
beer & pretzels
Oh, the astronomer. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
exponential-wizard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
beer & pretzels
Get your foot off the table! I am EATING here, you lunatic!
first-through-the-door
While they're doing whatever it is they're doing I'm going to... I don't know, go seduce an NPC.
