Downstairs the door opens and in walks a six year old girl with a weird animal.
"Do you also want a hug, or want me to hold very still while you give me a hug, or anything."
"Sure, you clearly put a lot of work into this one, you can have a hug."
"Depends how convincingly the person pretending to be me is pretending to be me, right?"
"Assuming him so convincing it's like he's an alternate universe version of you."
"A few weeks subjective. Time ostensibly goes at different speeds different places."
"Predictably so? Should we put Aydanci down somewhere to sleep it off in five-minutes-to-us?"
"Not inside the bar, no, but they can pause and sync other worlds when they want."
"Reading. Listening to music. Watching movies - they're like writing but for entire plays acting and all. Your alts come in to babysit me sometimes, they think I'll be lonely. Mine come check on me now and then, they don't think I'll be lonely but they want to see how I'm doing and recommend me stuff to pass the time and, quote, 'make sure I'm not too behind on everything once it's added up to close enough'."