"Maybe I will summon an enterprising investigative reporter and give him or her a piece of my mind."

Snuggle. "It's very sweet how defensive you are of me."

"It's better now that you have alts but - you weren't going to defend yourself, and I don't like it when people are defenseless."

"Which is sweet."

Hug. "I promised Bar I'd clear away all the performance stuff, shouldn't take me too long..."

"D'you want to teach me the vanishing spell if I go borrow one of Miranda's wands, is it complicated -?"

"Not really but it's small-scale, I was actually going to summon an angel. I would be delighted to teach you spells, though, what've you picked up so far..."

"She taught me the Accio one - 'summoning charm' is a confusing name - and started me on basic transfiguration."

"Oooooh. Up to living critters yet?"

"Not yet. I will do horrible things to demonic kittens soon."

"Miranda can probably teach you most stuff you're capable of right now, but I'm happy to help if I ever can."

And he rolls out and finishes a circle for an angel.

The angel is amenable to airifying stuff. Cam pays her.

Yay. Then they can go inside.

Cam seems to have recovered from his brush with harassment.

Oh good. Kiss.

Kisses!

And out of the main bar for decency reasons!

Yes. It was an excellent gift even if it had a little hiccup there in the middle. Deserves some indecency.

Later he will ask Midnight for his list of demons who want Quenya and ask if he minds summoning one for some forensic conjurations to figure out which enterprising Hell journalists have been writing things about Cam, and what they have been writing.

There's a couple of 'em, apparently independent.

Anyone who seems to be, like, thoughtful and truthseeking?

One seems to like producing sensational writing to attract readers, another has a side gig as an ecologist and is mostly mourning Valinor's lost managed ecosystem. A historian with a plodding, factual writing style. A demon whose work is read by some humans and seems to consider this a public safety emergency. A humor columnist whose article is entitled 'How to Hole A Planet' ('step one: get summoned by a species that has no idea what you are').

None of these people seem likely to do a good job setting the record straight. Maybe he can convince sensationalist dude to write a followup entitled 'We Learned The Horrifying Truth Behind The Destruction of Valinor And It's Worse Than You Could Possibly Imagine'. Does he at least seem to care about accuracy?

Mmmmmmmaybe? He did actually do the forensics to find Cam, he didn't make that up.

Why not, worth a try, it's not like he has anything else to do until Theodore and Aaron are done checking how much cauldron stirring needs to be done by a wizard and how much can be done by robot.

He draws him a circle.