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Wait a second.

Wait a second.

"Me having this the whole time actually explains so much about my successes."

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"...do you need an instruction manual for all our gem's abilities? Because I'll write it, if you do."

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"I'll think about it."

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Meanwhile, Ruby and Sapphire make it up between each other by deciding they should be significantly mad at Pearl.

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"Oh joy."

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"Well, they did have a cause to be mad. Pearl lied to them about something very important for them."

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(...)

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"I'll be taking us to the moment when Garnet and Pearl reconcile. It's actually pretty soon."

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It only takes the two being stuck in a deathtrap together!

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"I'm sure they'd make peace eventually anyway."

Could have taken years though.

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"Of course they would."

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"Almost forgot to ask: Did the Earth react to all the communications being jammed worldwide repeatedly?"

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"Yeah, though not as much as you'd think. There wasn't the kind of mass panic that happened during Lapis's departure; it kinda coulnd't compete. Humans did not manage to find out where the signal was coming from; and they couldn't understand spoken Gem."

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"Fascinating!"

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You know what else is fascinating? Steven getting kidnapped in his sleep!

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But not, like, for malicious purposes.

Peridot just really wants Steven to help her get off the planet. Because Earth is "not gonna be like anything, soon!"

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"Oh no."

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"Yeah. Good thing I investigated this after we poofed her."

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Because soon after, the other Crystal Gems poof Peridot and dismiss everything she says as desperate lies of a cornered gem!

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"Did all of you almost die there, and the Earth with you? Just want to clarify this."

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"Honestly, yeah. But there weren't many close calls that were THIS close. Jasper defeating eveyone was pretty bad, and then White Diamond's trial was kind of a terrifying hail mary, but.

Most of the time, we had our situation more or less under control."

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"O-okay."

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Steven frees Peridot to investigate.

Peridot awkwardly tries to escape and... ends up barricading herself in the bathroom.

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