"Lorica could give all of the schoolteachers everywhere a Rete."

"I'll put it on the list."

"She's brilliant."

"But the district budget!"

"Software free, bots to pick up after art time cost extra."

"Rete's going to be running half the world pretty soon." Kiss.

Kiss! "It's just so great!"

"It is!! Tinkers are going to achieve so much!"

"Software ones have an advantage. Not that I don't love Toybox ceramic."

"I'm still eagerly waiting for someone who does spacecraft."

"I mean, the problem isn't that it couldn't happen, the problem is the Tinker would have to maintain it. Rete is just good enough at version control that I can keep up even as it gets more distributed and huge."

"Something that got you to the Moon or Mars and back would have to be maintained but the work there needn't be Tinker work. A station's riskier."

"And without the Endbringers it can stop being the case that a quarter of all living capes triggered less than a year ago!"

"It'll do so much for stability!"

Kiss.

Kiss. 

They shop venues.

Beach sound good? ...who do they get to officiate?

"Hmm?"

"...how much did you research local wedding customs."

"Might've focused on engagements. I know there's a venue and a cake and an exchange of gifts and the paperwork."

"The paperwork requires somebody who has formal paperwork-formalizing authority to do paperwork things to it."

"And they watch the wedding?"

"They like, perform the ceremony? - the tone of voice in which you said that suggests that you have forgotten that weddings here do not involve sex right then? If one is referring to Earthly marital consummation activities one says 'wedding night'."

" - oh, okay."

"Nobody watches the sex part, promise."