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elliebrimbor has excellent taste in girlfriends thank you very much (sauron doesn't count)
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"Treachery, perversion of my craft, and personal betrayal."

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"Quite serious accusations; it is little wonder then that you wish for revenge."

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Huff. "What insight."

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"It displeases me that she's still up to her same tricks."

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"Then why haven't you cracked a continent on her head about it?"

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"Right now, it seems you would prefer the privilege of chastising her."

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"I wouldn't mind, as long as it was painful."

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"Awww, but it's so much more fun when you can hear them screaming."

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"Fun is not the objective."

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"Not even as a secondary?"

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"A distant one, perhaps."

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"Maybe you should bump it up a little."

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"Because taking advice from Morgoth has worked out famously well in the past."

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"I'm more reliable on some things, like matters of fun and revenge."

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"Duly noted."

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"Would you like instruction in those matters? To include assistance in capturing her, of course."

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"What would that cost me?"

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"Let me watch! Mostly for the fun of it, but also to verify she's been appropriately chastised."

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"I do in fact intend to kill her. I trust that will not prove a problem."

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"I'll be impressed if you can make it stick."

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"I'm sure you will."

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"Then it won't prove a problem."

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"Hm."

"There is nothing more to discuss here, then."

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"I do have questions about what has occurred in my absence... But those can wait for more aesthetic surroundings."

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"Then let's go."

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