"Since it is possible for you to send audio, please transmit these messages to Tapa, Cene, Tuviri, Ceredan, Antimeres, Senaet, Alavet, Ilyat, Celenta, Av Valdin, and Anitam respectively. Starting now..."
I am Damianos, landscape-superbeing of the bountiful plains, speaking on behalf of Myself, and also that of my ally, Korrado, landscape-superbeing of the volcano forge. We greet you, country of Tapa.
Korrado and I arrived by accident on the polar territory of the country of Voa. We have the capacity to terraform land, and have begun to do so in said polar territory, and are now in talks with Voa to potentially create a polar colony governed by Us, among other things. We are sending this message to you to inform you of this, as well as to open communications with you so that We may talk with the representatives of your country directly.
Although we have landed on Voan territory, we also offer things which are location independent, such as the conferring of permanent-enhancements improving things such as, for example, constitution, grace, felicity, or ability to learn languages, as well as the healing of cosmetic defects, lost limbs and organs, and inborn diseases and syndromes, among other things.
We would be delighted to speak with you, and potentially trade with you. I, Damianos, care about prosperity and abundance, and wish for My followers to live in prosperity and abundance – it would please Us greatly to be able to share this with your country and its citizens.
Damianos will repeat the same message ten more times, swapping out the country but keeping everything else the same.