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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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They started it! everyone claims,

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All offenses will be accounted for, later.

You'll have the chance to argue your case and receive redress.

Altronus, if Togomor starts casting a spell, shoot him.

Everyone else needs to help pull people to safety and lay them out for healing.

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Only if he starts casting a spell?

If we keep not fighting the high-level characters, none of us will ever earn any XP.

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Weren't we on this guy's side thirty seconds ago?

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And speaking of healing, does anyone else think it's a little weird that the Field Martial can do that now?

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Why, because there was a deific intervention targeted at an NPC who we don't know all that much about which incidentally also summoned a couple of horses for some unknown reason, and suddenly that NPC is a cleric now which probably makes sense and had any emotional impact whatsoever or seemed like less of a lolrandom event for people who have more context than we do?

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Yeah, that. It's such a weird asspull.

Or like we wandered in during the fifth act.

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The world doesn't revolve around you~

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Being killed inside an antimagic field is my win condition.

The only thing that could make victory here sweeter is if I can take Evil Dumbledore with me.

He never took my guantlets, I can do lethal damage. Against a prone Old wizard in an antimagic field, I'll take the -4/-8 penalty for TWFing without the feat.

That's two hits, but snake eyes on the d4s - for 12 combined damage, after Power Attack.

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For all his hitdice, another round of that will push him over the edge.

It might kill Toff outright - his unbuffed Constitution isn't great.

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Clubs, bills, and partisans, strike! Beat him down!!

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Um.

Why are you doing nonlethal damage to me??

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There are Korvosans on you who are doing nonlethal damage, yes. Perhaps they wouldn't if they knew who you were and what you've done, but you look like you're using your two balled fists, and in light of that they'd feel weird about really going for the throat.

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...What do I expect would happen if I shouted that I neither ask quarter nor give it and tried my damndest to kill them, perhaps wrestling with one of them for their edged and more imposing weapon?

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You expect that they'd do lethal damage, which would stack with the nonlethal damage for the purpose of knocking you unconscious.

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I'm going to Hell, aren't I.

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I could stop fighting and try and negotiate a way out of this, but if I'm going to be damned at least I can be damned with integrity.

I'll try and steal a weapon, and hope that they get some lucky critical hits in once they're doing lethal damage.

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No such luck, I'm afraid.

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They drag him, unconscious, out of the antimagic field to chuck in a holding cell. 

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He reverts back into a turtle.

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I am free and once again conscious! 

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Good, because we need you to make a Knowledge check.

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Is there someone who can shrink item this rock and get it out of the way? 

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