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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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There were plot holes in various Adventure Paths where, like, an Aasimar was raised by a human being or in a human society. And didn’t spend 60 years in an extended preadolescence.

So Paizo fixed it by giving Aasimars a more human lifespan.

 

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Should I be rolling the PERCENTILE DICE to learn whether my VENERABLE ASS is already dead?

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Just erase the 8 on your character sheet and write a 2.

 

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You can’t just erase sixty years of hard living. That shit leaves its indelible mark.

 

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Oh! What if you swapped out your spell-like ability for Immortal Spark?

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I'm reading it and Immortal Spark doesn't seem to actually make you immortal or indeed age one whit slower.

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Yeah, sorry, that one was half-baked.

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8 → 2

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Let's just not play with the errata.

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I like the errata. If all aasimar were like forlorn elves, that'd be their most defining trait.

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Aasimar take after their celestial ancestors in different ways. They’re all supposed to have their unique quirks. Some have halos, some have antlers, some of them have wings.

How about some aasimar age more like genie-kin, and others more like half-elves? And then the archpope can be one of the ones that age more like genie-kin.

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Works for me.

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Despite your sterling credentials as a beggarman, dropout, and revolting peasant, we regret to inform you that we have decided to move forward with a different candidate at this time. Based on your prior experience as a republican agitator, we hope you apply for a diplomatic role in our Magnimar embassy.

Don’t hesitate to apply for other positions that interest you.

Regards,

Field Marshall Sabina Merrin.

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oh my god I love her

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Interview me next.

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You are now being interviewed.

What do you bring to the table?

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I’m a second level character with 51 hitpoints and Fast Healing 4.

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I'll take you to see the Queen.

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I'm happy to go chitchat, but I wouldn’t want to waste my time.

Full disclosure: I’m real unlikely join your crew if you don’t sign on the party healer.

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Ileosa does have CLW as a bard.

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I'll keep that in mind for if I cut my finger on a police report.

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Sabina thinks that Choryon is underrating how cute it is when Ileosa panics about arrows sticking in you, but has to concede that it doesn’t heal a lot of hitpoints.

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If you don’t want to work with us, it’s no skin off my nose. Find something else to do.

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