My family was rich, but not so rich that we could call a powerful priest for a sick baby, and so we prayed for them, and when our prayers were not enough we buried them. Three of my sisters, two of my brothers. The gods didn't do that. So what did?
Hmm. That's odd, even for Cheliax where spontaneous healing is scarce.
The rest is, in its own way, as obscure and innovative as the radio, he thinks. More understanding than they have of disease, even in Rahadoum where they have to treat everything without clerics. Someone's a genius, wherever they're planning these.
And then:
Are you all right?
Oh, I'm quite well. I was saying that I'm told it's possible to save born-early babies but you have to keep them warm and get them good air, and how do you do both of those things at once?
Yeah, something happened, there.
I do feel obliged to confess that my earlier answer to you was only half-true. You noticed I seemed - surprised by something?
You did.
Someone tried to cast a Wish, to interrupt our conversation. Now, it could be that they hate early-born babies, but that wouldn't actually be my guess.
And my guess as to who ordered this, of course, is Abrogail Thrune.
Imagine you're Abrogail Thrune. You've got a lot of problems, as we talked about last week. Your country is poor, and Asmodeus is strangling it. Much of what he destroyed to conquer it has never been rebuilt.
Cyprian's a better commander than anyone who has ever worked for you, and a lot of your wizards work for him because Cheliax can't keep people who have the power to leave. Felandriel Morgethai's a better wizard than any of yours.
Also, there's a teenage girl making fun of you on the radio.
Oh, this is going to make everyone furious.
But you possess the means to harness untold arcane power to solve your problems! You can do things that many gods wish mortals did not dare to dream of! You can cast a Wish, and rewrite all of reality to suit your vision!
Wait, they don't have an archmage. So where's the wish- pit fiends. Gorthoklek has one. He wouldn't waste it on Freedom alone, probably, but if Theopho recalls his research properly the known wording for transporting people with a wish affects a dozen or more people. Probably they tried for Cyprian, and Morgethai, Whichever of Iomedae's people is in charge of invading Cheliax, and the one in charge of Andoran, and some pretenders or defectors or whoever Chelish Intelligence thinks are most worth trying.
Gorthoklek's wish is just once a year.
I guess we'll see in spring how confident they are in the 'weapons forged by free hands'.
Abby - can I call you Abby - glad to have you among our listeners! Use the next one for your Wisdom! …you know, I say that, and it's good advice, but it's also kind of mean advice, because they wouldn't let her. She can't cast Wishes herself. Hell's supplying them. If she tells Asmodeus that she wants a Wish to kidnap people off radio shows, sure, he's happy to supply that, it's Evil and it's …at least dubiously lawful - I am arguably a Chelish subject - and it's her playing Hell's stupid, stupid game, where the most important thing in the world is your pride. So they'll give her the Wish, if that's what she wants it for. If she asks for a Wish for her Wisdom - if she asks for a Wish to make Cheliax strong and rich and free - well, Hell will turn out, shockingly, to be out of Wishes today. Or they'll kill her.
Oh, that seems like exaggeration. Theopho has briefly interacted with Aspexia Rugatonn, and she was scarily insightful. More dedicated to Asmodeus than the Crown, of course, but not because she had to be, because it achieved her goals for herself. And while he has assiduously avoided coming directly into contact with Her Infernal Majestrix Abrogail Thrune II, she seems plenty aligned with Hell, and like she's at odds only on Law, if anything, which tends to be something increased Wisdom helps with.