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Gender? I hardly know 'er!
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"Who knows. Hey how do you think I'd look with eyeliner on? And maybe a skirt?"

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"Fetching," says Marcus, offering Peter his notebook back.

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"Okay, no, Tarleton, if you're serious about this we're gonna need to consult, I do not trust your fashion sense."

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"I think I dress well enough!" he protests.

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"For a boy. Jeans and T-shirt and be reasonably clean and shave regularly and you're ninety percent of the way there."

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"Are you saying I don't dress better than this clown?" he asks, hiking his thumb in Marcus's direction.

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"That bar is low."

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"Jeans and T-shirt and clean and shaven."

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"Okay fine there's more to it than that."

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"Hey, fuck both of you."

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"Fuck me yourself, you coward," says Peter...

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...but Marcus says exactly the same thing at the same time imitating Peter's voice. "You're so predictable, Pete," he adds.

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"I like to think of myself as consistent instead."

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"You certainly like to think of yourself, it's true."

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"Anywho, I need to talk to the two of you," Marcus and Gabe, "and Viv and my sister, ideally before class starts, so could I urge you to eat fast?"

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"Ooh, inner circle meeting."

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"You sound like such a nerd when you say stuff like 'urge you to eat fast'."

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"I am a nerd."

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"You play sports, I don't think you can qualify for nerd if you play sports."

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"Woe is me, stuck between worlds, not a jock because I'm too much of a nerd, not a nerd because I'm too much of a jock, forever doomed to wander in the fringes of high school cliques."

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Gabe elbows Marcus. "Sure, we can eat fast. Might want to tell your sister, too."

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"Yeah I'm gonna text her," he says, grabbing his phone to do so.

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"Is this about the thing?"

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"It's about the thing."

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"Hey, how come she knows about the thing and we don't?"

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