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Eefa is adopted by the Foster Blues of Amenta
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"Well, I'll write mine down if you're still thinking. 'Eefa keeps snacks in her room in their packages and throws out all the packaging and crumbs after she is done snacking.'"

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(Eefa wonders how Mikko is gonna make sure she does that.)

 

"After I'm done?" 

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"Yes - like, if you're going to have a snack, then watch a movie, you'd throw out the wrappers and crumbs in between."

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"And keep the rest of the food without the wrappers and crumbs?"

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"In your tummy. Not out in your room."

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"Sometimes snacks don't have packages."

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"This plan has those staying in the kitchen or not getting bought in the first place."

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She is unhappy about this plan!

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Would she like to propose a third plan.

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She liked the one she proposed first, but with enough prodding she will propose that she will move any pests she sees away from her room and throw away things that smell bad.

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Mikko dutifully writes this down and then proposes Idea Four, "Eefa eats in the kitchen and doesn't take food anywhere else, but if she wants to eat alone she can make everybody else go somewhere else".

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"How do I make them?"

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"You could say, 'Mikko, Chioss, I want to eat by myself' and we'd go in the next room."

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Eefa is very skeptical that that will work.

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He's going to write it down anyway! Does she have an idea?

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No, and she's confused and losing interest in the clearly pointless exercise - Mikkos is just gonna decide what she should do and try and make her do it anyways.

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He'll magnetize the list to the fridge in case they think of anything else. Just in time for the cleaners to come. Here they are, a team of purples with vacuums and sprays and rags and dusters.

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... Eefa is going to re-hide her food right now, before they can take it.

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Yeah no they are turning the entire place over and Mikko and Chioss are watching the places they haven't gotten yet. They will find it.

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What if it's under her clothes.

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Then Mikko is going to decide it's time for an extra bath and a change of clothes.

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Once she figures out this is the intention she vanishes from sight, finding a quiet a corner to hide and become visible again with her food. She knows he'll probably find her but she'll eat as much of the food as she can without throwing up in the meantime.

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The cleaners and the oranges exchange looks when she goes poof. The door is shut tight. They'll find her sooner or later.

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She eventually slows down her eating so it doesn't come back up. Though she's not stopping - she's methodically eating as much of her stored food as she can so she won't be as hungry later when there isn't any food anymore.

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They find her. They take whatever isn't in her mouth and trash it. Bathtime. Mikko does the bath and tells her that Chioss will cook them something tasty while she's getting clean. Look, crumbs, smears, what a mess.

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