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Goodness.

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Fred pulls one and it doesn't just bang, it goes off with a blast like a cannon and engulfs them all in a cloud of blue smoke, while from the inside explode a rear admiral's hat and several live, white mice.

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Up at the High Table, Dumbledore has swapped his pointed wizard's hat for a flowered bonnet, and is chuckling merrily at a joke Professor Flitwick has just read him. 

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Hagrid on the other hand stuffs his face with mead, becoming redder and redder.

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Victor eats food and tries not to be too alarmed by the crackers.

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At one point Hagrid kisses McGonagall on the cheek, making her giggle and blush.

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The Weasleys continue to pull more crackers and get more prizes out of them.

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...McGonagall can giggle? McGonagall can blush???

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Muninn gets ahold of a cracker and figures out how to pull it. He is nearly engulfed by the resulting top hat.

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Ron laughs at Muninn. "The hat suits you."

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"I'm the prettiest!" he says, slightly muffled, from beneath the hat.

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Flaming Christmas puddings follow the turkey. Percy nearly breaks his teeth on a silver Sickle embedded in his slice.

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Victor feeds Muninn some of everything he has, passing it under the hat as appropriate.

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By the time they leave the table, they are laden down with a stack of things out of the crackers, including a pack of nonexplodable, luminous balloons and a Grow-Your-Own-Warts kit. The white mice have long since disappeared.

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The disappearing mice are kind of unsettling but he feels it might be against the spirit of the holiday to say so. He is pleased with the prize he got out of Muninn's cracker: it's a marble that rolls uphill, as long as the slope is sufficiently gentle.

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After the meal the twins want to have a snowball fight!

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.............Victor is not sure what he thinks of snowball fights.

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They'll be fun! Even Percy will participate.

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All right.

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Muninn decides to participate too.

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...Muninn does not have opposable thumbs.

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Muninn declines to let that stop him. He picks up snowballs with his feet and delivers them accurately like a certified mail-carrying bird should.

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Well alright.

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Victor's raven is the best mail-carrying bird.

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