God Himself was once a very intense and slightly concerning teenager
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"He a priest! What priest - 

- will he sell holy water even if mad?"

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"...okay, technically the holy water is free, I'm pretty sure you can just take it and much surer that he's not allowed to charge money for it, but also if he sees you trying to fill a bunch of gatorade bottles from the fountain he's probably going to be upset." UGH, did she actually make things WORSE for the sword girl. Probably he would have been concerned anyway. UGH.

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"It's free? ...Upset because I - not have holy enough cup? I can buy better cup, if holy water free."

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"No - I mean, maybe - honestly right now because it's weird and I just talked to him about vampires and he'll probably think we're doing weird stuff with it." Which they are, but, you know, justifiably. If God didn't want people to burn vampires with holy water he PROBABLY wouldn't have made it burn vampires. "Ugh. Do you need it today?"

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"Probably! Maybe they not hungry this night but maybe yes! - is there a church of death, here, those know about vampires."

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"A - what?"

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"A church of death? Of Pharasma, we say at home, but I far from home."

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"Yeah, I don't know what that is," she says, after a couple seconds of blinking stupidly. It occurs to her that she is not entirely sure whether the sword girl is actually Catholic and actually not some weird - she's at this point not very sure what kind of weird stuff is out there, but, you know, some kind of weird cultist or new age person who's noticed that holy water does stuff and is trying to combine it with chakras or voodoo or neopaganism or something.

ANYWAY. 

St Christopher's is, like, fifteen minutes away, but she doesn't have their schedule memorized and she doesn't know if the doors are open right now. St. Mary's is further and she goes there on Sundays and she doesn't want the priests there to think she's insane.

Holy water doesn't even seem like it's the best thing for fighting vampires, but it's not like she's done extensive testing, and the sword girl seems like she might know more about this, and it's important to whatever her safety plans are.

They - could just dip the bottles in the fountain in full view of everyone and risk getting banned from the premises for being creepy and weird and obviously up to no good, but then she can't come back here later -

"...we could hide in the bathroom until the priest leaves, and then get the water and then walk out, but that seems kind of.... adversarial."

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"Holy warriors should be obedient to God," she says in agreement. "Even if priest confused. No things that look like make trouble.

 

 

...I think I lose fight with vampire, with no holy water."

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"I've never actually used it, I just stake them. I think I'm - " she waves her hand vaguely. "It probably wouldn't work for someone else."

"There's another church a ways away, but I don't know if the doors are open right now, and this one might be closed by the time we got back, if they weren't."

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"...I can ask priest for holy water, not say vampires? I think that okay, if he not ask."

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"...you can try it," says Karen, dubiously.

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She will try it. She will go up to the priest when he is leaving the confession booth and say "Father? I am a holy warrior of God. May I the holy water? I think I can save people with it."

       " - kids," he says, exasperated, looking around for Karen, "this isn't some kind of game. No. No, you may not have the holy water."

"Yes, Father. I not take it. May I buy a knife of silver."

       "You may leave. Now. I don't - are you carrying a sword?"

"Father, I am a holy warrior of God."

      "Get out or I'll call the police."

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"Come on," sighs Karen, tugging the sword girl's arm in the hope that she can get her to follow her out the door.

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She's not going to stay if she's been told to go. 


"Two people dead! Two God's people! They would be at Mass tomorrow but dead! He should care!"

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"He just doesn't believe in the things that killed them. He thinks we're making it up."

She walks in what is actually a random direction, for a few seconds, pretending that she knows where she's going, and then sets her jaw.

"Where were they killed, do you know?"

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"I found the bodies, I can show you where. I think they died nearer camp, dragged some way. - I not keep you safe. Not fighting vampires. I will try but - not safe, coming with me."

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"Oh, I know. I don't do this stuff because it's safe. Can you show me?"

It's nearing sunset, by this point; Karen won't be home before night, this way. But Karen is pretty sure she's a lot safer than the other girl is, sword or no sword. Not positive, but - either way, she's clearly aware of the risks, and they're both going to be safer if they stick together.

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" -yes of course.

 

God is good, I am silly. I think priest not help, what will I do, God send help already. Thank you."

And she will show the other girl down to where she found the bodies. "I bury and stake them."

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"That's good, they shouldn't rise, then." She chews her lip. "How many days ago did they go missing?"

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"Two nights. I don't know the English. Not today not day before, day before that. I look last night and find them and warn people, I leave work early today to get holy water."

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"Mmm." She hasn't worked out how often vampires have to (or prefer to) feed, yet. "Are your friends in - a house, a permanent place where they live?"

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"We travel for work. Some have car-house. I say, do not let anyone in, but I don't know if car-house -" frustrated gesture.

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"Yeah, I don't think car houses do the - invitation thing."

Which means the vampires are preying on the migrant workers for the same reasons they prey on the very occasional homeless person (homeless people being very occasional because of this very dynamic). Even if they know the rules, they're pretty much sitting ducks. So the vampires will be back, for as long as the workers are here, and they won't have the means to defend themselves.

"Are your friends all in one place? The vampires will come back, if they don't have a house to stay in after dark."

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"I know. I need kill the vampire."

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