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"Yeah I do not remotely care enough to do that. I am a prince, I don't care who takes me seriously about it as long as they're taking me seriously about being able to make them drop dead from two miles away anytime I feel like it."

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"Makes sense. I love you." Kiss. "Dunno what they'll call you but your bare name was nnnnot an option he was expecting."

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"Probably a good thing that I offered it, then, or somebody might start to get the impression that I gave a shit about politics!"

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"Weren't you at one point planning to take over the world?"

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"Yeah but that sounds like work."

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"I'm not saying you should do it. The inn was enough work as it was, before we ran off."

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"I'd much rather just live in my beautiful castle with my beautiful wife."

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Delighted kiss.

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Mm.

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The horseman is gone, they can stop wearing clothes.

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They can!

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She loves him so much.

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Yeah.

It is not, actually, all that hard to figure out how to stop needing contraceptive powder. He gets it as soon as he seriously tries.

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A few days later a frost giant woman comes striding into his territory.

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He waits to see what she wants.

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"Hallo!" she calls up when she reaches the castle.

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Serafin makes a balcony and steps out onto it. "Hello."

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"Hello," she says, "I'm your primary interface with the outside world, I've got a hut about ten meters beyond the boundary of your territory, I was told to come in and introduce myself. I'm Belaava," she adds, actually introducing herself.

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"I'm Serafin, as you've probably heard. Nice to meet you."

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"It's nice to meet you too, considering you're my livelihood now."

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He laughs.

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"Is your wife terribly shy, or am I likely to meet her too at some point?"

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"Might, might not."

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She nods with equanimity. "You mentioned healing and fancy flowers as possible revenue sources."

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"First two things I thought of but I'm sure there's lots more."

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