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She is good and soft and warm and pretty and his. He snuggles her a lot.

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She is all of these things.

Eventually it gets late and she pulls a folded-paper packet out of her bag and pours the green powder contained therein into her mouth.

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?

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"Hm?"

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"What's that?"

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"Contraceptive."

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"- oh. Good idea."

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"Did that not occur to you?" she asks, amused. "What if I'd been one of those backwater ninnies who thinks marriage equals trying to have kids?"

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Snort. "Then I guess that would've been awkward!"

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"Maybe you should just make me infertile, if you can do that--I don't know a thing about how humans hybridize but halflings and wraiths are both highish-risk like that, it'd be safer to get an elf to help if we ever do want a kid anyway."

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"I'll see if I can figure something out. I can do a lot of stuff with this magic but I don't always know how automatically."

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"Okay. Should I explain elves and hybrids, you said you only have the one species."

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"Yeah."

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"So the thing is that some species have, like, potentially mutually fatal traits, like you want one size of heart for someone the height of a frost giant and one for someone the size of a halfling, so if a frost giant and a halfling have a kid naturally they could have an unsurvivable mismatch of height and heart size. But--remember how I said elves have magic that does babies?"

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"Yeah?"

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"Elves don't reproduce like normal people. They're all women and they have weird hand tentacles that collect underblood and then they lay an egg, and the egg has a baby that's a mix of the underblood of however many people they collected from, and always arranged in a way that produces a safe, healthy baby. So if you're hybridizing in a way you're not sure is safe you find an elf and you pay them and a month later you get an egg."

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"...that's kinda weird."

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"And they all wear gloves on the left hand because that's the one with the tentacles and they're basically extra genitalia."

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Snort.

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She shrugs. "It is kinda weird, but I was born that way. Halflings are the shortest species around; frost giants are a good example for the height-heart mismatch but it can happen with just about any other species, and it would be bad if I could turn only part of myself insubstantial."

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He laughs.

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"By the way, why did it turn you on that time I went small?"

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"...I dunno, it was just hot?"

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"...But, like, you didn't think I looked like a kid or anything, right?"

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"...what? No??"

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