Huh. Okay, I guess maybe they're sort of like me somehow. Maybe some orfs escaped long ago.

Walk walk walk here are some fields! 

They're so pretty! She will sing to the fields as they go. The plants perk up.

Whoa!!! That's cool magic.

I never got to use it for real before! There aren't any plants in Angband!

You used it for pretend?

Yeah, I was an actress and most of the roles were Elf roles so I got to learn some Elf songs.

Cool! I met an actress once.

Just once? Did she act all by herself somehow?

Well, I didn't really talk to the others.

Oh, that makes sense. Who's sending actors here?

Sometimes people travel around from place to place and do performances in exchange for food.

Cool! Were they good?

Yeah!!! --The plant song is so cool. I've never seen someone do magic like that before.

The plants are also cool! They're so pretty.

They're potatoes!

I've never had a potato! Are they good?

They make good vodka but they're mostly pretty boring.

What else do you eat? I'm used to mostly bugs.

Milk, vegetables, eggs. Meat on holidays.

What's a holiday?

A holiday is when you honor the gods by throwing a big party and getting drunk and dancing and fucking.

Sounds fun! These are different gods from the ones who are evil and possess people?

Oh yeah. Most gods're fine unless you do something to offend them like not make sacrifices or shit near the water.

Are they like, river gods? What kind of sacrifices do they want?