What kinds of magic do you sing?

I was going to try healing your babies, remember? And I can walk on water and run through tree branches and stuff. Just the basics, I haven't written many of my own spells.

Whoa! That's cool! I don't think fairies can do that. Witches can maybe but I don't know all the things witches can do, just some of them. 

I'd never even heard of witches or fairies before, just Valar and Maiar and Elves and orcs and me.

I've heard of elves but they're just in children's stories, they're not real.

No they're real.

Do they clean good people's houses and make them clothes?

I guess they clean their own houses and make each other clothes. I haven't really seen them when they're at home though.

When did you see them?

I lived in the fortress of an evil god and he liked capturing them to torture them, that's where I came from.

Shit. 

Yeah, but then I walked into this mysterious monster thing and now I'm here! It seems nice here!

Well, we do have the witches in Floralsash. It's not just the babies, they also curse the crops and summon evil gods into people and steal people's penises. 

Shit, I thought all the evil gods lived in the one fortress. These ones can possess people?

Yeah. That's why my cousin ran away, her husband was possessed by an evil god and he choked her and then she couldn't talk right. 

Did you guys kill him?

No? It's not like it's his fault an evil god possesses him. It's the witches' fault. 

It doesn't have to be his fault for him to be dangerous. He's just still around evil god and all? Are possessed people harder to kill?

Nah, they're the normal amount hard to kill. They just have a little bit of evil god in them.  

Oh. Well I guess that's a lot better than having an entire one but if he tries to choke me or my baby I'll probably kill him so if that evil god wants to keep being able to possess him it should keep him away from me.

I'm not sure that possessed people are that good at self-preservation. Are you sure you're not a fairy? 

I don't need blood to cast spells and the fairies you're thinking about seem like they don't look like orfs particularly.

No, you do look a lot like them. And the girls are like you too-- human girls are shy but fairy girls will just straight-up stab you if you try to take liberties. 

They don't have pointy ears. Elves and orcs and orfs have pointy ears.

I saw a fairy man with pointed ears once.