"It's pog, it's pog! I just more meant that people die sometimes in Utena and not in Sailor Moon, and also, I don't know. There's not... evil people all the good people fight against, there's just people who fight each other. There's just people." 

They don't really want to talk about that part right now, it makes them sad.

"Makes sense, makes sense. That's... I mean, that's life. We're all just people."

"Yeah. We're all just people.

I'm a little bit overwhelmed. I'm a little bit overwhelmed by all this. I'm suddenly in an isekai? I'm glad to know you're all just people too, honestly.

I'm going to go try your magic table. My Techno would think this was so cool."

Xer Techno owns multiple actual swords unrelated to her magical girl powers. Ranboo wants to show her this so badly. Teresa, too, but xe's not much in the habit of taking about Teresa to Technos.

Enchanting table: is an enchanting table! There's a floating book and a strange alphabet. You can use it with lapis to put enchantments on items. Such is Minecraft.

She doesn't know what most of these enchantments mean but she's just going to guess!

It comes back downstairs much shinier than before. Diamond. Wow. It's getting a headache from so much noise but does have a few more important things to ask about.

"I'm sorry for asking so many questions, but... what sort of things do you fight here? Just, I don't know, based on some of the magic options, I am a little concerned."

"Oh, you know, zombies. Baby zombies. Creepers. Orphans. Skeletons."

Xe can just filter out the orphans but the same way xe always filters out the orphans bit.

Zombies and animated skeletons both make sense, altho it's good to know that this is a world where those are real, but she might have misheard the other one.

"Did you say 'creepers?' Like, people who are creepy, or...?"

“They’re these, uh, green animals with a habit of exploding. Though I mean, if anyone’s giving you trouble…”

"Oh, I'm used to things like that! That's a relief, that's a relief. I don't think I've met any that specifically explode but I wouldn't be surprised to?"

She pauses.

"Nobody's giving me trouble, it's okay. It's just... always harder to fight other people."

She supposes witches are people but it's still somehow harder to fight other magical girls.

“The good news is no one’s fighting right now. I mean, I’m not fighting right now, I guess if other people have made some sort of secret fighting ring and not invited me I might not know about it. It’d be kinda rude, though, like, c’mon, that’s just BM.”

"That would be rude, it would be very rude."

Pause, consider if it wants to say this.

"My Techno and I sparred a lot. Most people didn't want to fight her because they were scared she'd win and take all their grief seeds, but she only ever joked about taking mine."

"Can't deprive my mentee of her supplies. This way it's more embarrassing for you when I win."

"I am constantly taking Ls, yes. My ass is constantly anticipating its next kicking."

“Tell you what, I’ve never sparred against someone with magic before. Any conditions you want, best three out of five?”

She checks her soul gem quickly. It's perfectly clear, and interestingly doesn't seem to have dimmed at all despite all her distress earlier. Good to know.

"That sounds good, that sounds good! I can heal most anything if I have enough magic; I don't know what healing's like for you?"

It probably is trusting someone it doesn't technically know a little too much if it says this, but it's probably important... it transforms quickly and gestures to its soul gem.

"Just don't hit this." 

“Good to know. I’ve got golden apples and health pots, but I mean, as long as it’s not canon, you can go wild, worst case scenario I respawn with slightly damaged pride.”

Golden apples and health pots seem to be healing objects, but there are definitely words in there she knows but is not familiar with being used to describe injuries.

"Sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean... canon? What kind of canon? Something like "This is canon to Everyman Hybrid" or like "literary canon"?

Also where I'm from "respawn" is, I don't know, coming back from being dead in a video game, it's not really something people can do? Not even us."

"Uhh, more like the former but to real life, I dunno what Everyman Hybrid is. Canon deaths are, like... Deaths that matter, deaths that put you closer to being permanently dead. Respawning is coming back from being dead, yeah, everyone can do it 'cept Phil, if Phil dies he's dead."

It has never considered the concept of canon to real life. Huh. That could be useful.

"If some deaths matter but don't make you permanently dead, what does? Back home people die if we are killed, I guess like your Phil? My Phil is, like, super old, everyone's surprised she hasn't died yet, it's basically unheard of to be as old as she is.

But it sounds like sparring isn't that dangerous to you, if you spar with Phil here just treat me like you'd treat him or something."

"Most people have three lives and if they die three times canonically they're permanently dead. I didn't know that when I came here, I've only got the one and Phil's only got the one, but Phil's also different 'cause he doesn't have non-canon deaths. 

Phil usually says if he's getting low, can you do that or should I just, like, not fight back? I don't want to actually hurt you, here."

"I can let you know, I'll let you know? I heal pretty well, it would be hard for you to actually hurt me permanently, unless you hit my gem."

She doesn't exactly have healing magic herself, and hasn't turned her ability to feel pain off, but compared to normal humans she's leagues ahead. She has no idea what a humanoid pig with enchanted armor's concept of "normal limits" might be but she's fairly confident she'll be fine.

"What kind of stuff do you want for this? I was thinking maybe we both use full iron, give the set I gave you earlier a purpose. This is a fair sparring match." He starts taking off his stuff, puts the valuables in his ender chest and the random junk in his inventory in one of the barrels lying around. "You asked about healing, should I have gaps or potions on me? I can give us both the same amount of gaps but I don't have a ton of potions, might have to brew more if you want them. --What about ranged attacks, do you need a bow and arrows or should I put my crossbow away--"

"Not going to lie, I usually just fight like this? I don't think you have to provide me with anything... My magic will heal me on its own? And if I'm wearing armor when I transform it just disappears to wherever the rest of my clothes do. My Techno fights with sword and potions so I was kind of expecting both from you but you can use ranged weapons if you want. I'll just use my knives."

Xe's going to summon 20 knives and then desummon them, as a demonstration of xer self-sufficiency. There's no way he has grief seeds and that's the only thing xe might conceivably actually need.

"...Huh. Okay. Should I go armorless too or does your magic shield you?"

"I don't know? Some girls have armor as part of their costumes and it doesn't seem to protect them anymore than mine protects me, but I've never actually fought someone with... real nonmagic armor. You can just fight like you usually do. It'll be an experiment."