Okay, so now can she backform Savannah's email?

The school emails include projected graduation year; she'll have to guess whether Savannah is a freshman (like her), a sophomore, a junior, or a senior. 

Well does her fucking Facebook say???

Her facebook has nothing about school on it whatsoever! And she seems to be a local. 

After a bit of digging it gives her age, which suggests sophomore unless she was held back or advanced ahead. 

Okay, she's going to just send a friend request rather than continue to play guess the email.

While she's in her email, she gets a notification from a student activity feed that Harper set up in order to give the Erogame a convenient way to deliver suggested content. 

Oh, and what content does the Erogame want to deliver?

-The gaming club has a promotional code to download a new erogame for PC. 

-The Fourth Wave Feminism group is doing a kissing booth for Relay For Life and would like volunteers. 

-The writing club is doing an anonymous erotic literature swap. 

That sure looks like erogame content. What is Relay for Life? Does the erogame look like it's any good?

Relay for Life is an annual fund-raising event done at colleges all across the country to raise money for cancer research; different teams set up spots in a big indoor track field, with some of the space for people to sleep in shifts and keep their stuff, and some of the space for whatever their team is doing to raise money, be it selling things, doing raffles, holding games, etcetera. Generally people on a given team will take turns manning their attraction versus wandering around spending money at other people's, plus people show up to spend money who aren't on a team. The event takes place over two days, including overnight, so teams also tend to sleep in shifts where they don't just pull all-nighters, so that somebody can be running the attraction at all times. 

The erogame is new enough that it doesn't have a lot of reviews--hence the promotional code--but the basic synopsis is that you play as the princess of a high-fantasy kingdom who has to balance political concerns, personal compatibility, and competence in assembling a harem of consorts to help her rule the kingdom. 

Okay that game actually sounds potentially fun. She'll start it downloading. How long of a time commitment is the kissing booth?

Shifts in the kissing booth are twenty minutes apiece, you can decide how many or how few you want to do after you've tried it the once. 

Savannah has accepted her friend request on facebook. 

Hey, Savannah, sorry for the inopportune friend request + news combination but I didn't have your number. I am breaking up with Literally Everyone, but I am going to be at the Relay for Life kissing booth starting in half an hour if you want a smooch goodbye.

A reply shows up a little less than five minutes later: 

Are you okay??? I didn't think we were really on needing-to-break-up terms but, like, breaking up with everyone sounds like a lot?

I am totally fine, arguably better than ever, but woke up this morning feeling like most of my life choices were retroactively incomprehensible and have decided to make different ones instead.

wow okay that definitely sounds like a lot tho

It is so much but mostly because I have to break up with what now seems to me like kind of a weird number of people.

how many people do you have to break up with???

too many! what was I thinking! I have a full courseload!

damn 

shame that happened to someone who was going to wake up one morning like wtf tho I would love a harem lol :P

ofc for related reasons I do not have a full load of college courses

You might like the froyo place employee who is now presumably rebounding from the loss of my overwhelming charm, or perhaps I flatter myself.

ooh, is she cute?

She's adorable. Wrinkles her nose when she smiles.

aww! I will definitely check her out, then, thanks 👉👉

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