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Jan 27, 2023 1:41 PM
azure blossom knows her world is flat but wasn't expecting to actually fall off it
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"Good to know." She grins and winks.

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She rolls her eyes, and makes a rather obvious disgusted noise in case Azure Blossom happened to miss the eye roll. 

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"Aww, what's the matter, princess?"

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"You."

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"Can you be more specific?"

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This is the face of someone who'd really prefer not to. 

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"It's going to be a long trip home, princess, and there's not exactly a brig on this boat I can toss you into."

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"Not to mention how that'd waste the effort you spent freeing me."

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"No, you'd be my prisoner instead of theirs. Not an insignificant difference, I assure you."

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"How so?"

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"Well for one thing... I'd eat you out, instead of just eating you."

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She doesn't miss a beat with: "Well, I'd need proof that'd be a step up."

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"Oh! You wound me, princess."

"But I can give you proof, if that's what you really want..."

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"Buy me flowers, first."

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"You like flowers? What's your favorite?"

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"Try harder, sweetcheeks."

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She taps her chin thoughtfully. "I don't believe I've heard of that variety..."

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"You haven't heard everything, then?"

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"I'm flattered you thought so highly of me, but alas, no."

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"You need to step up your game, then."

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"Nothing less than perfection for you, princess?"

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"You know it."

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"Some people might call that spoiled."

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"More like exacting."

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"Hmm, no, considering your background, I'm gonna stick with what I said."

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