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...yeah okay that's as good as he's likely to get. 

"Uh— hey?" 

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"Oh, hey Quackity!" ...Double take. "You're, uh, looking different."

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Ah, shit, Foolish was the one who got blamed for his existence back on day one, wasn't he, that's awkward. 

"Different person actually, I don't know what's going on with that either but I'm going by Q to differentiate."

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"Not the weirdest thing I've seen. D'you know if XD was involved, or...?"

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"I'm not actually sure who that is? Last time someone mentioned them I thought 'if physics is a person here I am not fucking dealing with that today' and then it didn't come up again." 

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"I mean... Kind of, yeah. He's like, the god of this server, so."

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Quackity is... not unfamiliar with gods as a concept. 

"Could have been XD, then, but no, I don't know him to be involved.

I, uh— can I ask a weird question? It's not personal or anything." 

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"Sure, I mean, I don't see why not."

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Right. 

"So yesterday, Wilbur promised me that he wasn't going to, to bother Quackity, or destroy shit in Las Nevadas, for a month. And-- I don't believe him that he's going to do that, right," this comes out in a rush, so that he doesn't sound like he's totally naïve and stupid, "or, I mean, I believe he intends to and I even believe he intends to put in effort but I don't believe he's going to manage. But there's a difference between making it three weeks and making it three days and I'd kind of like to know how long he goes?" 

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"So you want me to let you know if I see him starting shit? I can do that. Fair warning, I haven't actually really...met...Wilbur. I mean, I've seen him around sometimes, but I don't think we've ever really talked? He was dead when I got here, so."

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"Yeah, no, fair enough. Thank you." 

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"No problem. Do you need anything else, orrr...?"

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"No, that was it. Nice meeting you." And he will let Foolish go back to whatever it is that he's doing involving concrete. 

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"Nice meeting you too!" Back to concrete.

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Hm. He doesn't really have anything else on his to-do list today.

...man, now that he to a first approximation doesn't have a job he's going to have so much time on his hands. Possibly he should try to come up with projects or assorted things to do with himself in his newfound free time. In the meantime, is Wilbur at Paradise? 

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He is!

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"Good-- not morning. Hi. How are you." 

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“I’m— I’m doing alright, I reckon. What about you, Q, how are you on this lovely day?”

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He is 70% sure that the doing alright is a lie but it's one of those polite lies you don't poke. "I am doing good! Met some of the other people who hang around here, and it's starting to sink in how much free time I'm going to have now." 

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"Not a whole lot to do around here. But we make it interesting."

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"You do do that. —Would you by any chance like to see Kinoko today." 

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"Fuck it, right? Why not."

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Through the Nether, then!

"If you're mortal enemies with Karl or Sapnap the time to warn me of that is now, incidentally," when they're almost there. 

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"I don't actually know if I've had a single conversation with Karl."

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"Then welcome to Kinoko." 

It's a gorgeous place, same as it's been this whole time. George is almost certainly asleep; he's guessing Karl and Sapnap aren't around? 

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