This post has the following content warnings:
View Flat HTML
View Metadata
Search Post
"Make way, make way! A wounded crusader! We need a healer over here!"
Two men hustle with a stretcher bearing a human girl-child wearing a blood-spattered uniform. At least, that's what it looks like to most people present.
Pharasma is tired of your bullshit
+ Show First Post
nothing-to-be-redeemed
But then she'll die! That festival square is full of demons! Nethys, I thought you were on our side?
all-knowing-all-exploding
Eh, I don't like her. She uses magic but she doesn't understand it at all.
Send someone fun next time, like that Adelheid guy, Ȋ̷̜͚̞̞̻ ̵̛̠̮̳̍͆͠k̶̗͚͑̎̕n̶̢͚̻̬͕͍̎̋̕ò̸̤͝w̶̠̃͛͐ ̶̛̪͕̬̪̲͖͂͂͛̆y̸͈̮̌̽͑͑͒͘o̶̳̯̙̥̾ű̴͖́͊͊͘͝ ̶̢͖͖͐̾͘̕̚c̴͖̈́͌̆̅̔͠ȁ̷̧̡̜͕̱ͅn̵͙̉͝ ̵̲̩̳͋̒͐̀̾͂h̴͉̳̠͎́̇͝ĕ̴͔͎̖̍ą̷͓͎͙̼̬͋̽̐̈́̕r̶͚͊ ̴̹̯͈̯̯͐̒͂̃͐͝m̵̳̹̩̝͊͆͒͠ȩ̷͙̥͓͑̈́̊̇͜ͅ.̴̝̐
life-death-and-judgement
We can't deliberate for too long, the Outer Beings might do something. I shall now pass judgement.
It is the verdict of this court, In re Creation vs Outer Being #1287234, that the Worldwound be closed and Deskari truekilled as punishment for repeated intrusions by would-be Knight Commanders into Reality, and the intruder fined all technology new to Golarion.
This precedent is henceforth binding on all similar incidents.
Let the bailiffs enforce the sentence.
life-death-and-judgement
As a demon lord, you have no standing to submit procedural complaints.
I have to read all the reports I get about the behavior of Abyssal lawyers in My courts, you know.
secure-contain-protect
Otolmens, guardian of sanity and safety, works Her miracle upon Golarion.
Something inside the bleeding girl's shirt goes crunch.
prevent-ring-system-linkages
Jerishall, guardian of planes and orbital mechanics, works Their miracle upon Creation.
All Abyssal rifts are removed from Golarion, along with any nearby Abyssal quintessence that came through them and should really be considered part of the same general problem.
(That is broadly in the intended spirit, right? Jerishall is nothing if not thorough.)
the-storm-and-the-sea
Sigh.
Gozreh, guardian of the forces of Nature and the planets that can sustain them, works Their miracle upon Creation.
The alarmingly large rift-shaped voids in the surface of the planet are filled with Earth, and the smaller demon-shaped voids with Air.
The implosions would have made for very pretty storms, but all the mortals would have thought it was another godwar and they're trying to avoid that right now.
...?!
Half the people in the square disappearing into thin air is very obviously enemy action. Hulrun runs for the cathedral gates; on the other side of the square, Terendelev spreads her wings.
right-of-entry
Desna, guardian of freedom and non-Abyssal interplanar travelers, works Her miracle upon Creation.
A gargantuan corpse appears in midair to crash down at Terendelev's feet.
right-of-entry
You can keep the scythe as a souvenir! I have a date in the Risping Rifts, so bye for now!
nothing-to-be-redeemed
Sarenrae, guardian of the pure Good that is absolutely for everybody without any judgements or qualifications, works Her miracle upon Creation.
All mortals on the planet receive a vision telling them the Worldwound is closed and the demons are gone. It leaves them feeling they are known and loved and appreciated and wanted for what they are, and with a slight headache.
