Earthling![REDACTED]-and-co. is portalsnaked to Dreamward and proceeds to !!DO MAGIC!!!!!! -- What? She's doing science instead? Bah.
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He returns his attention to his kids and then his book.

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What is he reading, anyway?

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She can't see the title from there.

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Well, she'll wander by, then.

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He's holding the book in his lap; she can see a chapter heading that says The Clockwise Migration, though.

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Huh.

"That book any good?"

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"It's all right," he says absently, checking on the kids again.

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"Mmhmm.  What's it about?"

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"History - look, who are you, I don't recognize you, if you're looking for Fox he'll be awake in two sands."

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"Not looking for anyone in particular, just thought I'd strike up a friendly conversation.  You can call me Mira.  's foreign, it doesn't mean anything in the slightest, since I imagine you're wondering.  Would you rather I left you to your reading?"

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"Yes." He looks at the kids again, perhaps making sure that they don't look drowsy.

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Well, she'll leave him to it.  "I can't make any promises, but if what I did to it worked like I expected it to, that tree should actually be dreamward-y."  At which point she yawns, and drowses a mouse.  "Speak of the sleep problem."  The one she didn't drowse last time, hopefully.  "Just wish I could actually see klaonso worth a - ahem," she catches herself before actually swearing.  "It'd be easier to check the results."

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"Saw one going that way," he says, gesturing vaguely. "Lost track of it though."

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Well.  She'll try thataway.  "Thanks, that's more than I had."

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"Uh-huh."

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Time to go hunt a klaon.  And then...Probably throw a rock at it?  ...She'll turn her phone on to record the results if she actually spots one of the damn things.

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There is a faint ripple in the air, like a heat mirage, over there, trundling along at about five miles an hour. Its shape is indistinct but it seems largely vertical, a bit smaller than a human. It's not touching the ground.

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...Record...and..."Troportation-based redoubling and harvest of a tree's anti-klaon properties test one, pebble..." ...yeet!

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If this does anything it's very subtle.

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"...fffffrack.  No visible effect just yet."  Well, she'll reclaim the pebble.  What if she property-transfers klaon-repellence to a bigger item, and then tries it again?

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This time she misses the klaon. It does not react.

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...And if she tries again, just to be sure?

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The klaon changes direction around then, which makes it hard to tell if it's slowing down. And then it goes through a wall and she's lost it.

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"...fucking hell.  Test results, inconclusive.  I'm leaning towards 'no' since it didn't fucking bottle rocket, but I don't know if that's just to be expected."

End recording, turn off phone.

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"The really annoying thing is that I can't be sure if I just mucked up the technique.  And with no experimental results worth noting, I somehow doubt I'll get anyone else interested in trying this.  Fucking hells, this is annoying."

...She vacillates a bit, before settling on - oh.  She needs food.

Maybe there's anywhere that's not obviously failing food safety but is 'coins-I-picked-up-from-the-ground' inexpensive, but if there is, she has no idea where it'd be.

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