Earthling![REDACTED]-and-co. is portalsnaked to Dreamward and proceeds to !!DO MAGIC!!!!!! -- What? She's doing science instead? Bah.
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"Take the existing piece and use it to make a mold for the new ones."

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"You said a process to make the first."

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"Oh.  No, I didn't have specific steps in mind for that - 'process', there, was metonymy for 'that'll probably take a while to get done properly'.  Was figuring it'd either be sculpted or whittled, and while troportation is so much cheating at making stuff, you would have to work to a pretty tight tolerance for error, probably with fallible human hands since I still have no fucking clue what a lathe is.  It's gonna fucking haunt me, I swear.  ...That was a joke, just to be clear, I'm not actually haunted, nor expecting to be haunted.  Just annoyed with my memory."

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"...okay."

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"...ye-ah, I'm probably overcorrecting my how-to-talk-to-people models somewhere.  ...Where were we, anyway - any other questions?"

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"Not - especially? I'll show this to my boss later and we might work up a model of it."

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"Cool, that's good.  It is my design, I want to be clear.  If I'm giving you industrial revelations, I want fair compensation.  If nothing else because I have nothing else to offer, and can't yet make something from nothing - though I'm sure that I'll try, someday."

She sighs.

"At least here I'm somewhat useful, if mostly only in theoretical matters."

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"I don't actually know what would typically be fair for something like this."

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"...Admittedly, I don't necessarily have too much of an idea either, but I know some things.  Regardless, that's probably a matter for your boss.  You know when they'll be around?"

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"In a sand or so."

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"Mhm."

Well, she can occupy herself by re-designing bicycles, in the meantime.  Or maybe tricycles, or quad-cycles, but still, wheeled, geared, pedal powered people movers.

Has she seen people with hand-pulled wagons-or-similar?

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Yup, people have wheelbarrows and animal-drawn carts and stuff.

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...English or Chinese wheelbarrows?  Now that she's thinking about them.

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More like Chinese ones.

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Well, that's...good.  Vaguely annoying, honestly, but much better that they have it than she need to introduce the idea.

She could invent tires, though.  And possibly the modern suspension.

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Eventually another person shows up.

"Who's this?"

"I didn't get her name. Some kind of eccentric inventor," says the printer.

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"I'd hardly claim all the credit for what I'm designing, there's a whole history of invention that I'm pulling from, but that's a decent gloss.  Mira Grant; pleasure to meet you both."

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"I'm Parsley," says the first printer.

"Prism," says the boss.

"What does Mira Grant mean?" asks Parsley.

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"It doesn't, really; my home nation's primary spoken language and associated culture mostly doesn't name people after recognizable things, though as with all things English-language, it's riddled with exceptions.  I suppose 'Grant' - grant," she names several different meanings, "- has a meaning, but that's more often a verb than a noun."

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"You have a different native language? Say something in it," says Prism.

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"Sure, I can do that."  She stops doing the translation thing.  "This is a test; this is only a test.  The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device is functional under temperatures of up to 3000 Kelvin.  According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bumblebee should be able to fly.  But bees fly anyway, because they don't care what humans think is impossible.  To be, or not to be, that is the question; whether 'tis nobler to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms, and by so opposing, end them -"

She resumes translating her words.

"How's that for some random English?"

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"Wow, wild," laughs Prism. "Are there lots of you, do we need to start making English letters?"

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"I'm the only one of me I know is anywhere around here, and given how weird the way I got here was, I wouldn't expect to see anyone else from the same region unless someone actually shows up.

"So I wouldn't think there's much of a market for English type."

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"All right. And you're here because you're an inventor, I guess?" says Prism, glancing at the double-sided printing spec that Parsley has handed him.

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"Yeah, I'm looking for a way to get some of the conveniences of back home re-invented, and while that's probably a lifetime's work or more to get it done properly, I'll settle for hot and cold running water, and indoor lighting that doesn't involve fire.  I'm here in particular because I figured y'all'd have some of the relevant skillset to build industrial mechanisms, or know who would have it, since the printing press is fiddly."

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