wulong may goes to arcadia
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"If there are lizard people they've got to be as sick of conspiracy theorists as I am."

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"Yeah, there isn't a lizard conspiracy, just a witch one. Totally different."

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"And it isn't doing any of the things conspiracy theorists think that quote lizard people close quote are doing." 

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"As far as we know! We're very junior inductees."

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"If any conspiracy theorist has ever accused lizard people of curing malaria I'll eat one of Emily's snacks."

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She snorts and kicks her sister in the ankle. "You'll try." 

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"I wonder how many ranks in metallurgy that would take."

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"Swallowing pieces of metal doesn't take magic! Farmers feed their cows magnets to do damage control on the cows doing it by accident!"

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"Huh, really? How does that help?"

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"I'm...not actually sure? But I think the idea is that sharp edges that are sticking to the magnet aren't doing things to the cow's tissues."

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"I guess that makes sense! Ren told me once that she can't have any strong magnets in her kindergarten classroom because if a kid swallows two of them that's really dangerous but maybe cows are just different."

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"Possibly it isn't different but kindergarteners are less likely to swallow nails so the risk assessment is different."

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"Also a magnet is cheaper than surgery and people, uh, kill and eat, cows."

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"There is that."

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"Sometimes I think it would be simpler to just go vegetarian. I usually like milk better than meat anyways." 

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"I wonder if you can make a potion that makes tofu actually taste like meat."

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"...Huh. That seems...probably? If that exists I want to talk to a witch rabbi about whether it would be kosher." 

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"I will let you know if I stumble across a recipe for it."

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"It seems valuable even if it isn't." 

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"--Huh. Actually, if Lunabella can do fruits with a good enough human blood substitute for vampires, it seems like they could probably do meat plants."

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"Ooh." May's plate is empty. "- I'm gonna go read a potions book. Bus that for me," she adds to an unseen servant she spins up for the purpose.

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--OH that was directed at--some kind of magic thingy okay. That makes sense. 

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The invisible magic thingy buses May's plate. May zooms home to read about POTIONS.

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Before she can crack open a book, there's a sort of sensation like when she was awakening, except all her other senses work and there's only one star. 

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"Oh hello," says May, pausing in midair over the aethernautics building's planetarium. Poke?

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