"It's close to lots of places you want or need to go to regularly."

"...the places I go regularly now? Or does it come with needing to go new places?"

"Yeah, your location is just broadly not good, that's fair. If you were, say, a blacksmith somewhere else, a good location would be near where you worked, and other people you liked, and places to get food, and such. But the other imaginary houses probably also wouldn't be here."

"How small is the apartment and how many roommates would I have?"

"Let's say pretty small and no roommates. It has two rooms, one of which is a small room with a toilet and a sink and a shower, and the other one has room for a bed and some food preparation equipment but not a whole lot of stuff."

"If I'm not sharing it that's plenty. Do the people I like who are conveniently near it also get apartments?"

"Plausibly."

"Plausibly?"

"Like, I haven't thought through this hypothetical all the way, but it would make sense for at least some of them to live near you, and given that, probably they'd be in apartments."

"Well that sounds good then, I could bring my siblings."

"Makes sense."

"Question 4: How well do you handle criticism?
A. Lol how well do YOU??
B. Nobody criticizes me, I'm too adorable,
C. I can handle a certain amount, but too much can overwhelm me,
D. I'm literally crying just thinking about it."

"...what does it mean by criticism?"

"People saying things like 'you did a terrible job on that project' or 'you have bad taste in tattoos' or such."

"Just saying stuff? ...none of those answers were that it's fine if people say stuff."

"Yeah, just saying stuff. And you're right, none of the answers are great at expressing that."

"What does the first one even mean?"

"It means you're deflecting the question by saying something like 'Haha, how well do you handle criticism?'."

"You, or the person who wrote this?"

"The person who wrote this. Normally people take these for themselves without an interpreter layer like me."

"Well I think they could stand to take a little criticism on putting in obvious answers like 'that thing you asked if I was good at it, I'm good at it'."

"Fair!"

"Question 5: Be honest, do you drink enough water?
A. Only if it's flavored.
B. Who are you? A doctor?
C. Yes, I'm a hydration queen.
D. I mean, I try sometimes...but I can't stick to it."

"...this one is confusing too. How much is enough? Who would be lying about whether they're thirsty? Flavored how? What is a doctor?"

"For humans, you have enough water when you're not thirsty or tired or dizzy or such for lack of water. The recommendations vary. I don't know how much is right for orfs. People would lie about it because a common cause would be forgetting to drink water despite having access to it, and that's embarrassing. Flavorings would be to make it taste better. A doctor in this context is a person whose job is to help people be healthier."

"Sometimes I wind up thirsty but like not when there's water I can just have right there, is that C or D?"

"I think we should count that as C, because you're doing your best?"