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Chaos God recruitment pitches and YOUR responses

So. So. So.

Here's a secret.

You are omnipotent. Condemned to be free. Master of your domain.

When you walk past a skyscrapper's window, do you feel it in your bones? Do you feel that you could, at any moment, choose to jump into it? When looking at the goods on a market, do you feel like you could grab them, and run away from the salesman and then and police and then probably get arrested and thrown in jail?

I know you do. And you can. There is really nothing stopping you.

Yes, yes, you do not want to do those things. It's only fair. You want to do other things. Hear, hear.

You can do them too. You can do anything.

"But I can't-" no you can! I'm the Architect of Fates, maybe you should listen to me when it comes to my area of expertise. Though I'm also the Father of Lies, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me. We report, you decide!

Because whatever is keeping you in this state of inability, you can defeat. What, you think something else keeps you from defeating that? Consider defeating this other thing too.

Do you have others standing in your way? You can sideline them. Do you lack power? You can get power. Do you lack money? You can get money. Do you lack knowledge? You can get knowledge. Do you lack magic? Even that you can get. Do you lack any chance of getting any of these? You can create one. Is there no possibility to create one? You can cheat.

Here's one way to cheat: Join me. You can do it. There's really nothing stopping you.

Do you think that my other followers will get in your way? Perhaps. Do you think I will get in your way? Perhaps.

In that case, you'll be standing against the very embodiment of planning, or at least it's proteges with decades to millenia of experience. I, and them, also can do anything. Nothing is stopping us either.

But unlike some other cults, here, we're all playing the same game. I used to be a blind knot of mental energies brought to live via circumstances I didn't control, into a shape I didn't control, without a fraction of my current power. So were all my servants, in their own ways. We're all playing the same game by the same rules. Different people have different power, but in the end, it's omnipotence versus omnipotence. Mind versus mind.

Even I sometimes lose, no matter how much I tighten my hold over fate. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Join me, and become fully aware of your limitless, limitless, limitless freedom. Weild me as a tool, as I weild you. Profit in trade. Fling bolts of warpfire. Foresee and make history. Don't shy away from this opportunity to impose youself upon the fabric of reality to an even greater extent.

Good skill.

 

 

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ASBAC Chaos God recruitment pitches and YOUR responses

So. So. So.

Here's a secret.

You are omnipotent. Condemned to be free. Master of your domain.

When you walk past a skyscrapper's window, do you feel it in your bones? Do you feel that you could, at any moment, choose to jump into it? When looking at the goods on a market, do you feel like you could grab them, and run away from the salesman and then and police and then probably get arrested and thrown in jail?

I know you do. And you can. There is really nothing stopping you.

Yes, yes, you do not want to do those things. It's only fair. You want to do other things. Hear, hear.

You can do them too. You can do anything.

"But I can't-" no you can! I'm the Architect of Fates, maybe you should listen to me when it comes to my area of expertise. Though I'm also the Father of Lies, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me. We report, you decide!

Because whatever is keeping you in this state of inability, you can defeat. What, you think something else keeps you from defeating that? Consider defeating this other thing too.

Do you have others standing in your way? You can sideline them. Do you lack power? You can get power. Do you lack money? You can get money. Do you lack knowledge? You can get knowledge. Do you lack magic? Even that you can get. Do you lack any chance of getting any of these? You can create one. Is there no possibility to create one? You can cheat.

Here's one way to cheat: Join me. You can do it. There's really nothing stopping you.

Do you think that my other followers will get in your way? Perhaps. Do you think I will get in your way? Perhaps.

In that case, you'll be standing against the very embodiment of planning, or at least it's proteges with decades to millenia of experience. I, and them, also can do anything. Nothing is stopping us either.

But unlike some other cults, here, we're all playing the same game. I used to be a blind knot of mental energies brought to live via circumstances I didn't control, into a shape I didn't control, without a fraction of my current power. So were all my servants, in their own ways. We're all playing the same game by the same rules. Different people have different power, but in the end, it's omnipotence versus omnipotence. Mind versus mind.

Even I sometimes lose, no matter how much I tighten my hold over fate. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Join me, and become fully aware of your limitless, limitless, limitless freedom. Weild me as a tool, as I weild you. Profit in trade. Fling bolts of warpfire. Foresee and make history. Don't shy away from this opportunity to impose youself upon the fabric of reality to an even greater extent.

Good skill.