"Let's assume people are significantly less likely to find you in Scandinavia but not guaranteed to fail. The king sized bed is … I was going to say the size of two smallish beds shoved together plus a bit, but that means nothing. Over 6 feet long and 6 feet wide, but less than 7. I agree that if you've already slept in a large bed you will not be terribly impressed by it. I would expect that at least some of the possible lovers here would benefit from waking the dead, I'd be surprised if none of them are necromancers though I don't actually know who's on the list. And I expect the answer about watching the world burn suggests that you and the lover you betrayed your party for are actively pursuing its destruction, so it's probably not burning either way?"

"Then I'd like to see Scandinavia."

"It's a reasonably well-liked place. I didn't like it but that's for reasons which wouldn't be relevant to you. They do have some jellyfish, if you go swimming, but nothing that could normally kill you, and there's a lot of tiny clear ones harmless enough that people play with them."

"I've never been to a country without jellyfish that could kill me. Korvosa has the jellies, and sharks, and alligators, and it's also got reefclaws and devilfish. Reefclaws are pack-hunting poisonous lobsterfish and a devilfish is six hundred pounds of venomous spined cephalopod that speaks Abyssal and can jet through water and survive for hours on land. Maybe if I paid a visit to Scandinavia, I'd go swimming! Have you been to many worlds besides this one, Spinworld, and the one with Scandinavia?"

"The answer to that is kind of complicated. I'd like to move on to the next question."

"Question 9: Your lover gives you a gift. What would make you happiest?
A. A really weird familiar. Is that a cockatrice with tentacles? Oh, god, why does it make that noise? It strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies wherever you go!
B. One of their body parts, or a piece of their soul. So personal and thoughtful! You'll keep it with you forever.
C. A statue of someone who displeased you. Their face is permanently frozen in terror! At least, you think it's just a statue.
D. A flaming sword.
E. A high rank in their organization, to prove their trust in you.
F. An heirloom ring, necklace, or choker. It probably binds you to them forever, but that's what you want!
G. An interesting magic item.
H. Lots of gold!
I. A rare tome of arcane secrets.
J. The bones of your enemies."

"I should state for C that you are, in fact, permitted to make the obvious guesses about the statue."