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Ileosa takes an alignment quiz
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"Option A, then!"

And she gets an imaginary toy car!

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"You are, allegedly, Chaotic Neutral! Tasha describes this as follows:"

"You and rules don't mesh. Although you understand the need for authority, you avoid authority figures as much as possible. You are most concerned with preserving all aspects of self, and all others take a backseat to your self-preservation game. You're not mean-spirited about your "me" intentions, at all. Only a fellow free spirit can understand how hard you roll for numero uno."

Also, there's a toy car in the room, now. It looks a lot like this toy racecar, but with a colorful scaly print on the body instead of text. There's also some other device with a matching scaly pattern.

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CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!?

Ileosa is Lawful Evil! She is! She's as Lawful and as Evil as they come! Well, maybe not literally as Lawful or as Evil as they come, but, she's up there! If Ileosa wasn't Lawful Evil, she'd be a disappointment to her country. She'd be a disappointment to her extended family. She'd be a vindication to her obnoxiously Lawless father, who'd laugh his ass off to see her brought down to his level. 

Ileosa detects as Lawful Evil. That doesn't count for everything, but it counts for a lot! And, dispositionally, she's Lawful Evil. She has a Lawful Evil disposition. 

 

Doesn't she?

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"I'm totally mean-spirited about my 'me' intentions," Ileosa picks the one thing she can unambiguously protest.

At least the car is cool. It doesn't look like what she was expecting. It's got a glass(?) window. And she can wheel it back and forth from where she's decided to lie down. Ileosa understands how tires work now. She appreciates the spikes on them.

 

What's the other scaly device?

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"For the record, I agree a sensible measure should call you evil-aligned. If you press buttons on that the car will move around without you pushing it."

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"Thank you," Ileosa manages. At least the dream person thinks she's Evil. Ileosa hates how her voice sounds right now.

 

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Oh, wow, the remote is really cool! And it doesn't detect as magic!

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Ileosa likes her toy car. She hopes she remembers it when she wakes up.

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"This model is designed for off-road miniature-car racing, not looking precisely like the big cars people drive. I figured it might be more fun."

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"I don't know what the big cars look like, so I can't say. I am pleased with this one, and also pleased to hear that it would win races against vehicles its size."

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"Here's a model of a police car that isn't remote controlled and is intended to look more realistic. The paint and the lights on top are special for police but with plain paint and no lights on top it could be a normal car. It's all smooth because that means the air doesn't hinder it as much, so you don't have to burn as much fuel to go at your desired speed."

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