*one day later*
"Instead of our scheduled lesson we're going to watch a video. Thanks to time dilation it has already been a subjective week for our missing student, and my 'healing' spell means his hunger ramped up even faster than that."

"Daniel Nimrod,

Junior,

Student id: 413EGG -"

"I see you do not want food or to be clothed. Tragic."

"Sir did you really touch him there?"

"I do hate to invade your territory, but an example must be made."

"Many of you should be paying attention to what happens to failures."

"But in happier news, the Languages department has approved Miss Refugee's transfer request and I am allowing a conditional secondment." 

That's not my name you racist prick.

"Thank you sir, but if you would consider letting Danny go. I could..."

Can I?

"Get out of my classroom you worthless loser. It would have been fun to see you cry again, but I'm a strong enough Prophet myself that you hold no real value to me or this krypt."

"So I'm krypt now. I. I think I'm happier this way, but I'm so glad you get to be a good person. I was actually born darkling, I've accepted that. I'm a fucking murder spirit. But you aren't. And if you killed someone you'd have to live with the guilt and the stigma of becoming darkling for eternity.

You've already got your family's religious history, and the way Helots look at your skin, btw let me know if you need me to off any racists, and the lesbian thing."

"Trismegistus pride!"

"Let's go Lesbians! But seriously, next verse same as the first on gaybashers. You already saw what I did to that one cunt's knees."

"He shouldn't have touched Lilith if he liked walking."

Sandy could have just actually been an authority figure instead of letting me have a gun.

It's almost like he wanted me to develop a murder addiction, because he is a racist prick who thinks it's funny that is an actual thing for my Mythline.

Or ya know because he is literally the devil and just generally wants more evil in the world.

Probably both.

"So you understand the deal. Aunty Lil is providing 50 grand in investment, the paperwork, and support services, on top of what my Rennies got. Pewter, you have some actual idea how shares work and are a white bloke who doesn't look too faggy. Zo, you see the future, and can lock it down. Just remember not to do anything too flash so the busies don't catch on."

*a proper mint later*
"One of the Helots has realized their job doesn't add up. They are considering going to the fake sin."

"Ok."

"She was a trail blazer, and among the best of us. She earned that vacation, and it pains me it turned out like this.
I want everyone to know that we have insured that her benefits will cover her family for life, and that if anyone needs a few days off or just to talk we are there for you." 

"It isn't enough, but I do want to present this memorial the partners have prepared for her."

And I thought I was cold.