==> BE THE GIRL

Your name is Rainie Pahket. 

You have several interests which you pursue with great fervour, principally FLARPING, DUELLING, and other forms of STYLISED or RITUALISED (though nonetheless very real) VIOLENCE, though you won't say no to a free-form melee as and when they come up. You are a MASTER of SEVERAL STYLES, including troll kendo, troll Fiore's school of troll longsword, and many more. You also like spending time with YOUR FRIENDS, whose own interests and opinions help you find ANCHORAGE and SOLACE in a world of TREMENDOUS VIOLENCE. Your habits have left you with a tremendous collection of DUELLING SCARS, and also the rightfully claimed arms and armour of your defeated opponents. You have no clear supernatural powers, but nonetheless, you STAND DEFIANT against those who do, and often WIN (or at least, survive). You would be well-suited for many parts of the Alternian military, but you dream of BECOMING AN AUDITERRORISER and reforming the corrupt and failing institutions of your homeworld. Sometimes you even study POLITICAL THEORY - your favourite is the as-yet unconfirmed theory that having opinions about politics is not strictly speaking illegal for people of your caste (or any caste, other than THE EMPERESS WHO RULES OVER ALL, immortal and terrifying). Several people have died trying to confirm this theory. 

Your trollian handle is comprehensiveDamocles and you write \n a manner that demon$trate$ your exce||ent $\/\/ord$troll$h|p.

You suspect your haircut is rather unoriginal, but then, your hairdresser is ALSO A CHILD. 

twinArmageddons (TA) is trolling comprehensiveDamocles (CD)!

TA: hey RN.
TA: couldnt fiind tiime to fiinii2h the codiing, and hone2stly iit didnt make much 2en2e, 2o the game2 canceled.

TA: iit probably wouldnt have been very good anyway, con2iideriing iit came from an anciient ruiin?

CD: yeah okay. 
CD: you \/\/eren't going to let me p|ay any\/\/ay
CD: because me and the $courge $\$ter$ |n a co-op game together wou|dn't have gone we||. 

TA: ii mean iit wa2 going to be team2 

TA: but yeah that2 faiir

TA: anyway my lu2u2 is botheriing me

TA: iill chat with you later

TwinArmageddons (TA) is offline!

==> GET ARMS

You close your grubtop, get up, and go get your arms. You have a variety of swords with various useful properties, suitable for a number of styles of formal duel and for finding weakness in many less formal foes. For now, you'll take your duelling sabre and your murdering sabre, and maybe go see if anyone wants a fight. There's usually someone around who wants a fight, and if there isn't, you can go somewhere more formal. 

This is Alternia, someone’s always available for a fight. Of course, most of the lowbloods will attempt to act carefully polite or run away first, but that could be easily worked around, if one wished to. 

Highbloods are a bit low on the ground currently. Maybe there’s a party somewhere.