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Aug 10, 2022 10:47 PM
Marena and Cascadi!Tan
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"Probably not a lot of people to talk to up in space."

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"I don't know,  maybe I'll run into someone who had a conversation with Mars, or something,  and it'll turn out Mars and the Moon have long chats with each other."

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"I don't know anyone who has talked to Mars but I can't say I spend a lot of time around pagans, I'm Buddhist."

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"Fist bump of really needing to not be in Gilead, then."

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"Presumably if I were in Gilead I wouldn't have married a Thai person and therefore would not be Buddhist."

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"But then you wouldn't have married your husband with strong opinions about eggs, so I think I'm still right in saying you really shouldn't have lived in Gilead."

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"Don't you think some nice girl would appreciate me not bothering her for sex."

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"But you see,  to find her,  you'd have to admit you didn't want sex at least once every three days,  and that sounds like open communication. It's against our National Pride to do that."

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"Bet I could meet a nice girl at the same-sex attraction support group and we could work it out."

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"But secretly. Without you every admitting you had emotions." The family she handmaiden-ed for had a lot of marriage self help books, and Loraine thought it was vaguely educational nfor her I read them.

They were, just probably not in the way she intended.

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"I'm pretty sure you're allowed to have anger! And horniness."

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"You've just got to somehow woo her with your scowl."

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"I have a very charming scowl," he says, demonstrating.

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"You'll get all the lesbians you want with that." Why is she charmed. She does not need to be charmed by the coyote.

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"Good thing for the poor lesbians I don't want any of them."

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"The lesbians are safe!"

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"What do you know about Cascadia? They have helpful pamphlets but I always figure I can give someone a head start."

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"I hear you have religious freedom and--" not mentioning the nuclear wasteland, she's definitely not Cascadian enough for that yet "--lots of pet pigs?"

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"Well, what is the point of a pet without a job?"

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"Sitting on your lap can be a job!"

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