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Aug 10, 2022 10:28 PM
Marena and Cascadi!Tan
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"What a devious yet generous crime???"

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"It's why I only grow more reasonable vegetables. I have one bed of root crops, one bed of coles, one bed of salad greens, and one bed of flowers because Bun likes them. --Bun's my husband."

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Aww, cute. More husbands should tend to flower beds instead of... Existing and being 'holy.' "He better appreciate them."

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"He absolutely does. And I appreciate his cooking. Before him I survived on microwave meals and instant ramen."

Look at how non-scary and non-threatening and extremely gay Tan is!

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The non-threatening-est! ... Though maybe that should make him loop around and be more threatening?

She's already in the car. If it's too late, it's too late. "What, and you don't know how to do everything? I'm soooo disappointed in you," she jokes.

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"I had to successfully make him scrambled eggs before he would marry me."

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That gets an actual startled laugh out of her. "Really?"

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"I am a noble knight who had to overcome many tests and obstacles to win the heart of my love."

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"You have defeated that most terrifying dragon of cooking eggs."

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"In his defense I proposed marriage before we actually started dating, which is much less common in Cascadia than Gilead."

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"It's tradition for a reason." At least other people think so.  "--his one standard was egg based."

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"Well, he already knew I can hit a target at six hundred yards with a rifle and forty yards with a bow so I don't know what else he would need to know to marry me."

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"--did you secretly marry the reincarnation of Guinevere?"

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"I'm sure if he wants to cheat on me with my best friend he'll talk to me about it instead of destroying Camelot."

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"See? He's learned."

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"--My dearest hope is that this is an incredibly boring trip."

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"Just a long drive and that's it."

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"The only interesting thing that happens is me introducing you to a random selection of my favorite diners from here to Cascadia."

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"As long as at least one of them has pancakes, I'm cool with that. "

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"Do I seem like the kind of person who would deny an innocent girl pancakes?"

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"You're a fine upstanding pillar of Gileadite masculinity who would never do such a thing."

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"Have I done anything to offend you enough to say that?"

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"I'm getting in character!"

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"Very nice."

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"I'm probably going to have to claim you're my wife when we stop at a motel, and they'll actually think that you're my mistress whom I'm cheating on my wife with. Sorry about that, I'll sleep on the floor."

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