Santa is so annoying.

"I understand now."

How?

"I see."

Crisse, I hope I don't.

"When I want to do a bit the universe itself goes along with the bit. Why do you think we look like this? It's because it will be funny when the prequels come out."

I mean he wasn't wrong.

5 tasteless true crime podcasts you and your friends will suffer until that 

Ellen, Ellen please.

Please don't let this go where I think it does.

Actually fuck the chart. This is the start of a slasher movie and I'm the slasher so I get to jump out of this loser's back seat with no warning.

So when I vibecraft.

Take the jaw, eyes, and pinky as toppings for my next stop. And leave a coin half from the roll I chopped with my axe. I don't really have a plan for this part, but fake clues and ways to prove someone is the real killer seem useful. Wonder who I'll end up framing. Maybe a priest, that would be funny.

Ellennnnnnnnnnn, you actually jump started your true crime career by faking a psychological profile and using it to find clues you planted? And framing a homophobic politician.

Malade.

Ugh, I know there must be a word for this.

Option value.

Yvain de Foix

Hold on let me google something.

quoi

"Way to be late. Don't expect a tip asshole."

Is this the first chili flakes guy?

"Magic. Now do you like chilli flakes on your pizza? How about on your eyes?"

This barely counts as torture really.

Pizza bungalow trust us with your dinner.

I hate magic. We should rewatch Hazbin after Ellen wakes up.

I hate Proff Tan. Mostly because of the torture, but also, really?

"mrgh arre we done yet"

"oh yay Chase this part is funnish night"

And she's gone again.