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"I don't have a fairy. But I can gift-wrap you some explosives for your terrible stepmother if there's like - no other option and Adanir's banging his head against the morality wall in vain."

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"I don't really know how to safely handle explosives myself, although I guess my fairy might protect me - I'd just be worried about catching someone besides Kelsey."

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"Yeah, thus the 'if there is no other option.' I'm pretty sure there are other options. But hey, if there aren't - surgically placed explosions."

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"You're welcome!" says Nadi, brightly. "Fair warning, though, no touchie my explosives until I know you better, they are dangerous things. That go boom. And catch things on fire."

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"I'm not going to go rooting around in unfamiliar explosives."

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"Thank you, you are the beacon of intelligence among the - actually, usually people leave them alone, it's just the ones that don't that stick in my mind for the rest of eternity."

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"Have there been many accidents?"

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"Nope. Just me getting really upset with some people and then Adanir actually sitting me down and asking me to calm down. I take my explosive safety seriously, I know it doesn't seem like it, but I do."

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"I have yet to see you actually interacting with any explosives, so I hadn't formed a strong impression of how seriously you take it."

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"Very seriously," says Nadi, with a serious expression. "For reference."

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"Anyway," she says, brightening immediately, "How are you liking the palace?"

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"I haven't seen very much of it. It seems pretty, and - palatial."

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"It is both of those things. Also the pillows are super fluffy, that is my favorite thing about the palace."

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"I haven't tried mine yet."

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"Super fluffy. If you want to act like children and make a pillow fort, I am so up for it."

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"I'm not really in the mood, but thanks."

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"I know. I'm sort of trying to cheer you up, and it's not really working. Uh. I can shoo, totally fine with shooing, too."

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"It's usually pretty hard to cheer me up while I'm upset about something that hasn't been fixed yet. Sorry."

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Nadi nods. "Totally fine, I am not going to be upset with you for not being cheerful for very appropriate reasons. Let me know if there's a thing that I can do to help." Pause. "Oooo, poisons, I bet poisons would be better than explosives, I really suck at them but it's not really that difficult to make something that kills people when imbibed."

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"I'm pretty sure she's onto me knowing what's going on, so I don't know if I can get her to taste anything before she'd get her fairy to look it over. I think I have to wait for the prince."

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"I tried," sighs Nadi. "I don't really have it in me to plot murder for someone I don't know, sorry."

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"I don't advise getting to know her. I think her fairy brainwashes everyone she meets," shudders Mira. "Mine is probably the only reason I don't love her and call her Mom."

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".... Ew. Super ew. That's creepy."

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