"Crisse, I hate that hen."

Whooo

"I know she's your maman and you love her dearly despite her flaws."

"But I don't."

Wooooooo?

"If you look past the obvious you'll see the even more obvious."

Coooo wooo cooo

Cooooooocoooo

"Xiào mon cul"

whhoo whhoo whooo

"Don't talk to me about the traditions of 'my' people.

Last time I checked my passports I was Italian/Canadian, and while I have as many as several issues with those governments, both of them agree that forced marriage is illegal. 

Now câlisse ton camp with your pon farr bullshit."

whoo roo?

"It's Star Trek. Ok so in Amok Time, which is the one where clearly canonized Spirk to anyone with the media literacy of a cumquat, we find out about biology, Vulcan biology. What kind of Vulcan biology…"

"No, I am not falling for this again. First they pretend to actually care about Star Trek, then their goons sneak up while you infodump, and next thing you know the airship is on fire and Billie's lost her hat."

Billie

"You are no longer welcome here. Take your things and go if you want to ever come back."

woo

"I!" 

"Don't!" 

"Need!"

"OSTIE!"

"DE!"

"TABARNAK!"

"SHRINK!"

I should probably consider the shrink but not while he's here.

wu