"He's also not allowed in. Because of that specific thing."

"Can you at least try killing me with the fancy sword while I'm here?"

"That's not going to work, but if it will get you to go away."

"Oww"

Maybe if I try to extinguish my fire. I can just not swim up this time.

Exposure didn't do it, but it's nice meeting other flightless birds. And that one guy was pretty cute.

Wait fuck I'm turning into my papa.

At least he had the excuse of not knowing what a human was when he met maman.

With how much it cost this one had better work.

I'd be pretty excited I can apparently breathe in space if it weren't for the everything.

The legendary scythe of death himself. This one has got to work.

That wasn't even a good fake and you know it.

Am I cursed?

Yes. That never stopped being a thing.

Also, it feels like ages since you said anything in the group chat.

Yeah, did you figure out a way to mute it or did you ignore me for that long?

We were worried you were dead.

Yeah, worried let's go with that.

Mean to me.