"'Cause... it seemed like her magic was really strong and she was using it on you all the time and it made you like her?"
"Well, yeah, and I liked her a lot. But then I learned about her magic and now I hate her. You can still like someone and also hate their guts and want them to die in a fire."
"So I know how much context to supply. So, Casasha's throne doesn't have traditional inheritance. Or, not all the time. The child or children of the existing monarch regnant get first crack at the position, but if they don't get it by age twenty-one - or if there is no such person - anyone from a pennon family can send anyone they like to have a try. And if that doesn't work commoners can give it a shot, too. The way you get the regnant crown is by convincing the heir crown that you are the sort of person who should rule Casasha, and the traditional way to do that is to have an adventure, rescue one or more people from some sort of horrible fate, and then show up covered in glory and possibly new scars with exciting backstories and see if the crown will float when placed on your head. So I was looking for things to do in that - category, and Casasha's in pretty good not-very-adventurous shape, so I was wandering the wilds. The crown allows you to have your adventures with companions so I brought Kayam."
"It's like an ex girlfriend, basically. Or boyfriend, I guess you might swing that way. Hating someone but also liking them."
"Highness, milady, Princess, or Pennon all work. Even if the crown takes to me like a friendly puppy my father's still alive, so not majesty. And only if you want to. You can skip it if you'd rather. Kayam likes it for some reason."
"I mean... Not all ex-girlfriends? Just - some of them. It's like - you like them, but there are things that you hate about them that you can't get over, so the liking becomes fuel for hating them because you hate how you like them. Did that help?"
"If the crown doesn't consider this enough of an adventure I promise to look at it sternly."
"I'm glad I don't want to punch you, too! That would be awkward, we're sharing a horse."
"That's very kind of you. I have a few more years if it doesn't approve, anyway."
Adarin nods. "Good luck to you. Strange that the crown doesn't judge by the ability to rule, though. Just - the ability to go on adventures and save people. Apparently."
"You'd have to take it up with a long-dead artificer. It hasn't picked us any bad monarchs, anyway, and it's idiosyncratic enough about what adventures count that there could be a secondary criterion like that."
"Hmm. Then I will give the crown a pass. It may proceed picking monarchs with my permission. I'm still going to look at it sternly if this doesn't count as an adventure."
"So, seen any cool things while traveling? I stayed still for so long that I think I want to travel now. A lot."
"I'm sure the crown will be glad to hear that you don't demand its retirement."